Top pairing: The gong pursues the shou; narcissism.
Lazy, charming, ruthless gong & a deranged, mentally ill powerhouse shou
System cat Clara: Admit it, Qi Ye. You were born to bewitch the hearts of demons. These monsters are all wrapped around your finger. You are the succubus of the abyss, the elf of the forest, the fairy of the labyrinth, the priest of pleasure. You have used your extraordinary charm to bewitch one monster after another, and even that tyrant who travels through the multiverse fell in love with you at first sight.
Bai Qiye: What do you mean, bewitching them? They chose this themselves. I didn’t do anything. I’m the innocent one here.
Sasriel: Yes, you did nothing. You are merely my innocent, pitiful, adorable lover. I swear I will belong to you forever. By the principle of equivalent exchange, you should belong to me forever, too.
Bai Qiye: What the hell is this equivalent exchange? Help, I don’t want to sell myself!
And so Bai Qiye ran away with the System cat Clara.
He chased, they ran, and all three of them were doomed to get caught.
