My Childhood Sweetheart Wife Always Uses Couple-Fic Scripts to Lure Me In

The always well-regarded award-winning actor Guan Yizhou has suddenly taken on a melodramatic romance series, co-starring with Lin Bei, a popular idol who's constantly surrounded by dating rumors.

Lin Bei's fans light up with excitement and set off firecrackers to celebrate: "Of course! Nobody can resist our baby, not even Award-Winning Actor Guan!"

Guan Yizhou's fans, meanwhile, are not having it. They insist on breaking up the CP: "No way!!! Our pure and innocent leading man must never become one of Lin the Casanova's fish! Never!"

As filming approaches, the deeply divided fanbases realize that something seems off.

First, Lin Bei, who's always online, deletes all traces of flirtation from his social media accounts, except for his photo with Guan Yizhou, which he pins to the top. Then Guan Yizhou, who usually can't be bothered to promote his projects, unexpectedly posts three times in a row to advertise the new series.

Guan Yizhou's fans: "Hah, just because he pretends to have turned over a new leaf doesn't mean we don't know he's a player. We're taking our Gege away. No thanks, no thanks, no thanks."

Lin Bei's fans: "Yeah, right. Don't get ahead of yourselves. Our baby is just thinking of the bigger picture. He has absolutely nothing to do with your Gege."

Later, the new series airs and stays at the top of the trending topics. The two not only appear on shows to promote it together, but celebrate birthdays together and make every single set visit.

Watching the pair practically ooze chemistry through the screen, the fans, who treat arguing like a daily check-in, fall silent in perfect unison for the first time.

Lin Bei's fans tentatively ask: "Could it be possible, and I mean just possible, that our baby really has turned over a new leaf?"

Guan Yizhou's fans look sorrowful: "I don't know whether he's turned over a new leaf, but I do know our iron tree has probably blossomed."

Extra scene:

Lin Bei raises an eyebrow at his phone screen and nudges the person leaning against his back. "Has your iron tree blossomed?"

"If it doesn't bloom soon, some people are going to yank it out by the roots." Guan Yizhou bounces Lin Bei back up as he slides down, then suddenly frowns and snatches away his phone. "Who did you just like?"

Lin Bei's expression stiffens. He promptly grabs the phone back, tosses it aside, turns around, and hugs Guan Yizhou. "It's so late. Let's talk about something more interesting."

No one knows Guan Yizhou and Lin Bei have been childhood friends. No one knows their homes are separated by just one wall. And no one knows that the wardrobe in Guan Yizhou's room contains a door leading to Lin Bei's room.

Guan Yizhou is the gong, Lin Bei the shou. Happy ending. A story about an undisclosed couple in showbiz. Sweet romance! Sweet romance! Pure sweetness, no filler!

Scheming, dependable, possessive gong x beautiful, haughty shou who pretends to be a player but is really just awkward

The next book might be the sickly gong story on my list, or the infinite-flow story I updated a long time ago and have been revising while building up a stock of chapters: My Memories Don't Belong to Me

Infinite-flow blurb:

Meng Yi wakes up in an infinite-game instance and discovers he remembers nothing except his name.

Luckily, he has good luck and runs into a big shot from the start.

The big shot is easy on the eyes and a pleasure to have around, and his combat stats are so high that one punch must deal at least 999 damage. He's just a little cold.

At first, Meng Yi only wants to cling to the big shot's coattails and clear the game. But for some reason, he seems to have been bound to this cold big shot. Whenever the big shot enters an instance, even if the player roster is already full, Meng Yi still gets sent in, becoming a "stowaway" that only he knows about.

To recover his lost memories, Meng Yi doesn't hesitate to keep his mouth shut and cling to the big shot's leg.

Instance One: Nourishment

In a mountain villa far from civilization, the NPC butler smiles warmly. "Guests who secretly throw away their food will be punished, you know."

Meng Yi pokes at the red meat mixed with blood on his plate and calmly asks, "Oh? If I eat it and then throw up, whose problem is that?"

The big shot from the room next door snatches up the plate of red meat, rushes over, grabs the butler, and tries to pour it into his mouth. Meng Yi hurriedly tries to stop him. "Hey, don't be so impulsive! Those pieces are too big to fit. Try this smaller one instead..."

Instance Two: Werewolf in Fairy Tales

Instance Three: The Roommate Who Was Replaced

Everyone says Meng Yi is just a soft rice-eater who hides behind the big shot and throws his weight around. That is, until one day, an instance suddenly goes out of control and the monsters deal more than ten times their usual damage.

They watch Meng Yi dash in front of the big shot in a single bound and deal 9999 damage with one slash...

Then he turns around and opens his jaws wide at the players, who are scared out of their wits. "Sorry, everyone. I just remembered that he's my wife."

A seemingly harmless but secretly ruthless, manipulative, dramatic gong who loves to "help" others x a stunning beauty shou, cool on the outside and a little firecracker within

Theme: There is someone who will listen to you chatter with a smile, accept all your flaws, and accompany you as you become a better version of yourself