The Memory Maze

The author is hopeless at writing blurbs, so here's a KUSO version instead... He spent his whole life as a Death Eater and a spy, and after he dies, some idiot shows up to give him even more trouble... What? This lunatic is Salazar Slytherin?, Great, there goes my idealized image. What? I have to sign a soul contract?, Great, there goes my freedom. Worst of all, after working hard my entire life, that damn unsigned contract sent me back to square one to start over!, Great, so my last life was a complete waste. At least I kept some memories, so I can make up for the regrets of my last life... But why did I wake up from a simple Stunning Spell with a damn brother? In short, after Severus Snape died in **7, he met Salazar Slytherin, and their fates became intertwined. Thus began a life of mixed joy and sorrow. The KUSO backstage conversation: SS: Why do I look like this when I first show up? Reply: Because you've lost your memory, Lord Salazar. SS: I want a perk. Reply: Fine, here's a semitransparent Professor Snape. Look, he's completely unobstructed. SS: Indeed, nothing's in the way. (Nods, then draws his wand.) I can see everything behind Severus, crystal clear! ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★ SS (with veins bulging on his forehead): Why do I have to run into this idiot even after I'm dead? Reply: Because this is an SSSS story. SS: In life, it was the Dark Lord and Dumbledore; after death, it's this lunatic; and after I'm reborn, it'll be the Dark Lord, Dumbledore, and this lunatic! Can't my life be a little more normal? Reply: No, because you're a professor, and I'm the author. SS (draws his wand): Fine! So this is a serious story mixed with subtle parody and snark, and the characters may be out of character. Lord Salazar is eccentric after losing his memory in death, but after he recovers, his personality will become closer to the normal version. Anyone who can't accept eccentric Lord Salazar, please skip Volume One... (hides her face and runs off) The song quoted in the blurb is “Yasashii Ryoute” (“Gentle Hands”) by Tomoyo Mitani. This story will be available to subscribers starting February 28. Thank you for all your support! For details, please see the author's note in Chapter 67. Previous ** fanfiction: Theme: