I'm back again! New account, 170 pulls: Kazuha, Freedom-Sworn, Keqing, Klee!
Mihoyo fan subscription renewed for one day.jpg
Reader's guide:
This story is also known as Genshin Impact as an MMORPG
Original character designs, story, and battle system; no transmigration
A comedic story from the male lead's perspective (think of him as one of the girls if you like). He's a big spender with terrible gacha luck and a great attitude. The kind of laid-back player who logs in every day just to give gifts to NPCs and raise their affection.
Please note:
Written on a whim, updated whenever. Not paid. Not a romance-game story (well, the male lead looks at every NPC like they're his long-lost waifu characters, so I don't know if that counts as romance-game content), no pairing.
Inspired by: Higher Elemental Theory, Resilience Mechanics, An Introduction to Artifact Stat Analysis, Suggestions for Managing Your Kinks... (Something weird seems to have slipped in there. Never mind, it's not important.)
If you play Genshin Impact:
1. The author might make "gross jokes," like "Dust-Song Fox main DPS," so this may not be for hardcore fans.
2. The author doesn't have an elite university education and won't fix issues with the content or mechanics. If you can't stand that, don't read. My brain runs out of oxygen when I make up stats, and how can an MMORPG level up using nothing but experience books? QAQ
3. The author is allergic to terms like "monkey" and "Mihoyo filial sons." If you're inclined to make comments like that, please leave at once. Everyone has a responsibility to clean up the internet.
If you don't play Genshin Impact:
1. Please don't attack the author with insults like "Even dogs won't play this shameless game" or "Creepy men, yuck~". Promise me you'll do your best to go after the official account instead, okay? (As a Primogem fan, the author would be thrilled! No, really, the author doesn't get paid. If I did, you could insult me all you wanted.jpg)
2. If this story makes you interested in the game, repeat to yourself, "Stay away from Genshin Impact and beware online scams." Don't go near Genshin Impact; your wallet will be miserable. Even the PvP-loving kink enthusiasts who always win on the forums will get pushed out of the meta, orz. Nothing in this game holds its value.
Finally, if you're having fun, feel free to drop a portable waypoint anytime. But if you're seriously looking for character pairings, or are a self-insert dream guy or dream girl (rather than just here for the jokes), please find a proper romance novel. The only pairing explicitly mentioned in the story is Musk Reef, the game's high-pressure, speedrunning raid, as Teyvat's number-one top.
Blurb:
A party to the matter: I only knew this was the first open-world full-dive game. My brother-in-law asked me to find him a wife. I never imagined that after I started playing, my anti-fraud app would ring nonstop every single day.
Theme: Playing games is all about having fun!
If people are crowded, will there be mold-wearing? Dog Head. Jpg
The protagonist and the brother and sister in Shenli are more suitable. I want to ask for 1 with a lot of money and 0 in Shenli and 0 in Shenli.
After Hai Ran took out the condom, Qiqi stood up.