The Heavenly Dao Says I'm the Witch Who Will Destroy the World

The author is traveling around the world and probably won't revise or update this year. If you really want to read it, you can come back after it's complete. I feel like there are a lot of arcs that could be designed better, so I'll add another 200,000 words after I get back.

= Be sure to read the author's note in Chapter 1 before starting.

= Revising Chapters 37-42, but it's going slowly. If you find chapters jumbled or missing scenes, it means the author hasn't finished revising that far yet.

[You are a wicked woman who has seduced countless men, only to be slain in bed by the Sword Saint's successor. Everyone cheers.]

But after the Sword Saint's successor coolly sheathed his sword, he discovered a wisp of ghostly flame in his personal storage space.

She was unfathomably powerful and terrifyingly strong! Looking down at him, she spoke blandly.

“I'm the old granny who lives in your personal storage space. Get down on your knees and bow to me.”

The Sword Saint's successor: ?

[You are a sacrifice meant to suppress the Demonic Blade. You will die alongside it in a heroic act of self-sacrifice.]

But the Demonic Blade discovered that the person he'd stabbed through with a single slash hadn't died. Instead, she'd pinned him down and forced a contract on him!

Then she wrote the word “Daddy” in the dirt with a stick.

“Come on, tell me how to read this.”

The Demonic Blade: ...

[You are the stepping stone for the Child of Destiny, who will ascend to godhood by walking over you and revive the cultivation world.]

But the Child of Destiny discovered that his opponent was leveling up faster than him!

She even punched him in the face in the arena! He was knocked out on the spot! He threatened her furiously.

“Who's stronger now?”

The Child of Destiny: “You are.”

[Malicious alterations to the script detected. Skipping directly to the final stage.]

[Your true identity is the World-Ending Witch born of darkness, destined to be slain, bzzt, zzzt, ]

Luo Shu: ^_^

Luo Shu: The annoying voice is gone! Defying heaven and killing gods is super easy! ^_^

[Reading Guide]

- A classic shonen story, not Mary Sue, not a power fantasy.

- The female lead is a little demon who hums while killing people, but she really is universally adored and truly saves people.

- A realistic cultivation world where the strong prey on the weak.

- Plainspoken prose, not ornate historical style or pure xianxia. Fantasy is probably the most accurate label, since there will be planar wars between the cultivation world, a Western fantasy world, and a sci-fi world.

Theme: Strive tirelessly to better yourself.