The Great King Has Crashed and Burned

My next book, Loser Comeback Livestream, is now available for pre-save. Please add it to your library in advance. Thanks. The deposed Crown Prince Qiaoda Junwu swallowed his pride, scraped together tens of thousands of taels from the royal family, and spent a fortune hiring an assassin to rescue him from a brothel. He waited and waited, only for a beautiful, bloodthirsty demon maiden from the Devil Cult to show up. The rumors about the demon maiden were terrifying enough to silence a crying child, but in truth, she wasn't quite as fearsome as her reputation suggested. Under a tree, the deposed crown prince was huffing and puffing as he dug a hole. The demon maiden: "Are you done yet? Where exactly did you bury your fortune?" The deposed crown prince: "Wait a moment. I'll switch to another tree. Please take your sword off my neck. Thank you." The deposed crown prince /(ㄒoㄒ)/: The rumors never said she was greedy and stingy! Later, word spread that the demon maiden had died a terrible death. The righteous cultivators of the human world flayed her and set her body alight as a beacon, until her blood stained the cliff walls. He wanted to find her remains and grind her bones to dust. So he slaughtered his way across the world, leaving corpses everywhere, and led a hundred thousand iron cavalry to flatten the sacred grounds of Little Kunlun. Later still, three hundred years on, in the Great Kunlun Realm of the cultivation world: Yu Qing, a surviving little dragon king of the demon race, said, "That decrepit Emperor must have cultivated for at least ten thousand years. How dare he try to marry me off to him, an old bull eating young grass? Shameless. Isn't he afraid of getting struck by lightning?" She didn't mention that she had once descended into the human world with a thousand years of cultivation, transformed into a young and beautiful Devil Cult maiden, brutally educated the arrogant little crown prince in martial arts, and tricked him into falling for her before cruelly abandoning him. Not only had she abandoned him, she'd also schemed to steal his Imperial fortune, and from then on soared to the top of demonkind. The handsome fox spirit secretly sneered as he put a grape in her mouth, but said gently, "Your Majesty is absolutely right." A summary of the lives of two troublemakers who had cheat codes: Female lead: Hoisted by her own petard. Male lead: Hoisted by his own petard, part one. The book will go VIP on the 15th of this month. Just letting you know. Reader's Guide: A funny, sweet cultivation story. The female lead is very bad, and the male lead isn't necessarily much better. The early part is wuxia, the later part cultivation fantasy. (It was originally xianxia, but after the great battle back then, when a certain dragon king hit the ceiling of combat power, everyone's martial prowess was downgraded.) P.S. The early part follows the martial world and kingdoms of the human realm in Little Kunlun. The later part takes place in the immortal lands of Great Kunlun, where cultivators gather. The cultivators, whose immortal bodies and demon forms were beaten to pieces and who are trying to repair them and reclaim their former glory, are all better actors than the last. Theme: Keep love in check, and have no regrets.