[Wuxia Crossover] Sleeping My Way to Invincibility

Blood debts for a pillow, old grudges for a blanket. The eyes of a wandering martial artist always hold an exhaustion that can't be washed away. They say that no matter how profound your pain, a single night seeking treatment at the Drunken Dream Hall can set you free. No matter how far away you are, it will appear when you need it most. Amid the wind and snow of a border town, a young man in black had gripped his sword hilt for a lifetime. To the white noise of rain, he finally let go in despair. Beneath Blackwood Cliff, a murderous cult leader entered a serene tuning-fork array, only to go limp all over on the spot, his eyes dazed. Yu Qihen: Thanks for asking. I'm in the martial world, and my profession is ear cleaning. My side gig is helping people fall asleep. At the Golden Wind and Drizzling Rain Tower, traitors had surrounded Su Mengzhen, and his life hung by a thread. Just as the battle seemed decided, an orange-yellow figure quietly appeared on the eaves. The nut-shell bell in the young man's hand gave a gentle shake, sending out a crisp ripple. With several clatters, swords and sabers hit the ground. In the blink of an eye, the entire Golden Wind and Drizzling Rain Tower was strewn with corpses... No, everyone had simply fallen asleep. Looking down at the "corpses" sprawled below, Yu Qihen spoke in a warm, jade-like voice: "Welcome to this episode of ASMR. Everyone, what were you planning to do to my special guest?" #My place at the top of the martial world came from sleeping my way there# #All the big shots want me to pat their heads# Spring rain fell without end. The brilliant and calculating Master Su, renowned throughout the capital, was now resting with his head in Yu Qihen's lap, eyes closed. Su Mengzhen asked coldly, "My hatred is as countless as the river winding around Chen Mountain. Yu Qihen, why choose such an ill-omened name?" Yu Qihen's fingertips threaded through his hair as he gently cleaned his ears, his smile so tender it could drown a man: "Because 'the Chen River naturally winds around Chen Mountain.' I was destined to flow down to Xiaoxiang for you all my life." Theme: Getting a good night's sleep.