Pre-receipt: [Zongwuxia] inherits the game skills for time travel, but butter? CP Chuliu's copy is below
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Wherever I fall, I sleep wherever I am
You Mian traveled to the world of martial arts and found that she had nothing but a useless system and a mess.
He smiled lazily: "Isn't it just setting up a stall? It's easy!"
However, reality slapped him hard——
He couldn't get up if he didn't go out to the stall in the morning.
If he doesn't go out to the stall at night, he wants to sleep.
If it's too hot, don't leave the stall, and if it's too cold, don't leave the stall.
After finally getting out of business, he still relies on his evil heart to make money as a profiteer.
Just after selling Chu Liuxiang a bronze mirror that "reflects your soul" for three hundred taels in the desert, he was almost blown away by Shi Guanyin the next second.
You Mian: "Dear, this is the 'Spiritual Beauty Mirror', specially designed to treat excessive narcissism!"
On Bat Island, he sold a pair of glasses that could "see through everything". He secretly attached the glasses to the island owner's body and took a piece of gold from the gold and silver jewelry nearby. .
You Mian: "Even if you die and become blind, you can wear eyes in your heart, dear."
At the stall at the gate of Liyuan, a green hat called "nature's darling" fell from the sky and was placed on Li Xunhuan's head.
You Mian: "Brother Li, this vine is simply good news for lazy people! You don't have to do it yourself if you want to take anything! Let's just use a hundred knives."
A stall is set up in front of the Shaolin Temple, selling hair growth serum that "returns your long, black and shiny hair".
Wuhua: "Amitabha, this poor monk doesn't need..."
You Mian: "Master, it's not your fault that you're bald, but if you still refuse to save your bald head, it's your fault!"
A year later, You Mian was still making a steady profit, until he met a willing scapegoat - Wu Qing, known as "Sheng Catcher" in the world, cold and aloof, with a cold face and a warm heart.
You Mian lazily promoted: "Sheng Baotou, this jade pendant is graceful and luxurious, and this purse has a long fragrance. Apart from you, I really can't think of anyone else who can match it!"
Wuqing nodded lightly: "Wrap it up."
You Mian smiled broadly and was about to shout out the sky-high price when he saw Wu Qing take out a stack of banknotes from his arms and spread them out in front of his eyes: "Send it to you."
You Mian: "...?"
The young man's face was as white as the moon, and his fingertips were delicate: "Send it to you."
The ears hidden behind the black hair were as red as blood.
From then on, You Mian's stall career changed dramatically——
Not going out in the morning? Wu Qing came to call him in person.
Not going out at night? Wuqing directly slept with him.
Too hot or too cold to go out? Fan him ruthlessly.
Everyone in the arena: "Sheng Captou, why have you been led astray by this mess maker?"
Ruthless: "He's not showing off, he just... Needs me."
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Pre-receipt: A man disguises himself as a woman to steal his kidneys but not his heart × Chu Liuxiang
When Hua Jiannong finished raising her eyebrows in the mirror, she suddenly remembered the game skills she inherited after time travel:
Skill 1: Eye-to-eye contact: Look at each other for 3 seconds, target will be stunned + favorability +5.
Skill 2: Exhale like orchid: shout "baby", the target will be obedient for 60 seconds + favorability +10.
The ultimate move is to change the situation: forced intimacy for 30 minutes, favorability +60.
Passive Blind Love: During the ultimate move, all flaws are ignored.
It sounds familiar, and in fact it is, because this is the buttery skill he had been practicing before his death!
It's okay. Anyone who has played Butter knows that even if it is a restricted level, he has to fight to death. He will not turn on the restricted level casually.
The first time she tried to use the skill, before Hua Jiannong could open her mouth, the door of the wooden house was kicked open. In desperation, he quickly stood up and ran into the arms of the man in white, pretending to be frightened.
"Sir, save me."
Hua's eyebrows are thickening and her eyes are like a painting, and her eyes are wandering, making her look extremely pitiful.
The man in white ostensibly held him in his arms, but secretly whispered into his ear: "Chu is not as good as Long Yang. The young master still needs to practice his disguise."
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In just one year, a glamorous beauty suddenly appeared in the world. It is said that no matter who she is, she will obey her. Even the abbot of Shaolin had to hold on to his beads and run away after hearing the beauty's whispers.
During the martial arts competition, everyone was facing each other with swords in front. No one expected that the charming beauty was in the back room having sex with a man.
"Didn't Xiangshuai say that it's better not to touch Long Yang?" Hua Jiannong rubbed the blood from her lips on the other person's snow-white clothes.
Chu Liuxiang suddenly pulled open his collar: "But every time the playboy's eyes look like he's saying - come and kiss me."
Amidst the sound of the silk being ripped, Hua Jianneng chuckled, and the cinnabar mole on her collarbone hit the handsome man's eyes. Chu Liuxiang wiped away the bright red spot with her fingertips: "This mole didn't exist three days ago."
1. Shou is very good at using looks to get what she wants.
2. He has always felt that a gentleman's life is not different, and he is good at things.
3. If you have bad taste, you are not a good person.
Serialized Ancient Dan: Ye Wuqiu conquered two characters at the same time in the game.
One is a calm and self-possessed hero who is cold on the outside but hot on the inside, and the other is a green tea dancer who is dark and possessive.
Every day he is either traveling around the mountains and playing with the heroes and making love to each other, or he is having sex with the dancers.
When Ye Wuqiu was with Jian Weihan, he did whatever he wanted. Anyway, the other party always smiled indulgently, and then raised his hand to caress his hair.
When he and Liu Zhaoshuang avoided people, Ye Wuqiu acted wantonly and said some slutty words to him. The dancer is not annoyed and always pretends to be considerate: "The baby came to see me, it seems he is not here."
In such happy days, Ye Wuqiu simply couldn't bear to miss Shu.
Who would have thought that when he opened his eyes again, he would actually pass through the game.
The room was dark, the lights were like beans, and he was breathing heavily.
He was currently sitting astride Liu Zhaoshuang's lap and hugging her.
The other person pressed one hand tightly on the back of his waist and rubbed it, and tapped his head with the other hand. The faint scent of makeup and powder surrounded him.
The man buried his face in his neck, and the hot breath when he spoke sprayed on the sensitive skin: "Baby, he is not here tonight, you let me come over, it's so exciting."
Ye Wuqiu was stiff, and before he could react, Liu Zhaoshuang had already pressed her hot lips to his Adam's apple.
Just when the other party wanted to continue, a magnetic and soft voice suddenly came from outside the closed door: "Aqiu, have you fallen asleep?"
Jian Weihan looked upright and stern on the outside. Although he indulged him a lot, if the other party saw him hugging another man, he might do something terrible.
At the critical moment, Ye Wuqiu urgently stuffed Liu Zhaoshuang into the closet.
Then Chun Shan was wet with sweat and opened the door with a red face.
Jian Weihan, who was dressed in black and had a long sword hanging on his waist, was filled with the cold plum fragrance. After seeing his appearance, he paused and said in a gentle voice: "Why is your face so red? I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said those nasty things just now. You hit me to take it out?"
In front of him is the knight who has been dating for three years and has won over an old couple. Behind him is the dancer who has been hiding in the closet and flirting with her for two and a half years.
Ye Wuqiu looked calm on the outside, but was extremely flustered on the inside.
Damn it! If he had known that the Shura field that he loved to see when playing games would happen before his eyes, he would have fallen in love with him on the world channel!
Intention: Setting up a stall is also a way to make money