[Wuxia Crossover] My Persona Has an Expiration Date

Coming soon: "[Wuxia Crossover] The Laid-Back Street Vendor: The Aloof Constable Can't Escape Me". CP: Wu Qing Blurb: Jiang Yinjun accidentally transmigrates into a world that mashes together all kinds of wuxia stories. Before he can figure out what is going on, he discovers that he has also brought along a character-drawing System. The System tells Jiang Yinjun that its card pool is incredibly diverse, and even someone with terrible luck can draw good cards. He believes it, then draws cards for a green tea, a sword cultivator, a cat, a miracle doctor, the world's most beautiful person, and more. Jiang Yinjun is overjoyed, instantly confident that he can replace the Hua family as the richest family in Jiangnan. For his first draw, he gets the green tea card. [Maintain your green tea persona. PS: Includes a crash course in acting like a green tea.] Jiang Yinjun: Got it! Big brother~ Big brother~ I came with you. Hero Hu won't get jealous, will he~ Unlike me~ I only know how to feel sorry for you, geigei~ For his second draw, he gets the world's greatest swordsman. [Help the protagonist's group defeat the BOSS.] [You can inherit skills based on how well you complete this mission.] Jiang Yinjun is moved to tears. Thank goodness he finally drew a good card. But just after he grandly leads the protagonist's group out of the desert, a certain manor lord chases after him to demand a duel. "You practice the sword. I challenge you to a fight." "I'm genuinely a cheapskate!" For his third draw, he actually gets a Munchkin cat. [Follow the rules of cat behavior.] Jiang Yinjun is utterly emo! Now he can't even be a human anymore?! Luckily, a certain manor lord takes him in, so he has food and shelter. But he's fed so well that when a certain little chicken sees him, it blurts out, "How can this little pig look so much like a cat?!" For his fourth draw, he gets the world's most beautiful person. [Maintain your persona...] But before Jiang Yinjun can even leave the house, a certain manor lord pins him in his room. "You're not allowed out." "The sword is mine." "You're mine." Blurb screenshotted on 2021.12.23 Upcoming story blurb: A lazy shou who flops down wherever he falls x a cold-faced but warm-hearted, aloof and proud gong. You Mian x Wu Qing You Mian has just transmigrated into the wuxia world when he discovers that, besides a pretty useless System, all he has is a rundown stall. Too lazy to come up with another plan, You Mian figures that making money by running a stall can't be that hard. He gives a lazy smile. "Isn't it easy? A piece of cake!" But reality proves he's simply not cut out to run a stall: He doesn't set up in the morning because he can't get up. He doesn't set up in the evening because he has to sleep. When it's too hot, he stays home. When it's too cold, he stays home too. When he finally does set up, he loses more money than he makes. In the desert, he sells Chu Xiangshuai a mirror for a hundred taels, only for Shi Guanyin to blow up his stall the very next second; On Bat Island, he finally manages to sell a pair of glasses, only for the island lord to smash them with a single slap; He has just set up his stall outside Li Yuan when a green hat nearly lands on Li Tanhua's head. His luck is truly terrible. Every time he sets up his stall, he runs into some bizarre people. They not only start brawling, they insist on smashing his stall too. Since things have come to this, You Mian gives a faint smile and has no choice but to demand a hundredfold compensation with his fists. A year later, You Mian is still losing money and finally meets a sucker. "Constable Sheng, look at this jade pendant, so elegant and refined. And this purse, with its lovely lingering scent. I can't think of anyone but you who could do them justice!" "...Wrap them up." You Mian's lazy expression instantly blossoms into a beaming smile. He names an exorbitant price and starts packing the goods. But Constable Sheng, still as graceful as an orchid and a jade tree despite sitting in a wheelchair, takes the purse and hands it to him instead. The young man's face is as pale as the moon, and his delicate fingertips seem to glow. "It's for you." But the ear hidden beneath his dark hair is red as blood. Theme: A fake persona comes crashing down in no time