Actor Song Ruyuan was born with a knack for stirring up controversy, and wound up trending for being criticized once every three days on average.
Yet he always seemed unruffled, a true aloof flower on a high peak in the entertainment industry.
Anyway... nobody knew that every day he used an alt account to lurk on a certain green app, venting his anger by reading bizarre fanfiction about his rival.
Seeing the cold, heartless Gu Hanyi portrayed as all sorts of people he wasn't, Actor Song's lips curved slightly as he left fans a picture-perfect shot of his serene smile.
Song Ruyuan: Got criticized again. It's fine, I'll go send a gift to a fanfic where Gu Hanyi gets feminized ^_^
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One day, the fanfic big shot Song Ruyuan followed started following a new tag and excitedly announced that her long-lost lust was back.
Song Ruyuan smiled indulgently: Let's see, is there anything weirder than Gu Hanyi nursing a baby, and anything more entertaining?
When the four characters “Ruyuan Hanyi” appeared, the faint, unchanging smile on Song Ruyuan's face shattered.
The big shot's new fic, Ruyuan Hanyi: The Delicate Gangster Heiress and the Icy Bodyguard, had already taken the top spot in the tag. Song Ruyuan's vision went black, and his phone hit the floor...
The karma for liking all those weird Gu Hanyi fanfics had come so quickly...
When he picked up his phone again, an uninstallable app with a pink heart icon had appeared on his home screen. When he opened it, it contained the entire top-ranked fic, as well as Gu Hanyi's face, which was so handsome it was irresistible, and so detestable to Song Ruyuan that it was unbearable.
Congratulations, Host. You and Gu Hanyi have been bound together.
In 60 seconds, you will automatically enter the setting of the most popular fanfic. Forum comments will be displayed as live-streaming comments. Have fun.
Song Ruyuan looked up at the hugely popular Gu Hanyi, who was getting his makeup done at the next station, and trembled all over.
Song Ruyuan's smile stiffened. “Sorry, I'm not feeling well. I'm afraid I'll have to miss this episode...”
Gu Hanyi merely shot him a cold glance. Song Ruyuan breathed a sigh of relief. So it was just malware on his phone. How could this possibly...
The next second, Song Ruyuan was astonished to find that his six-foot-tall male self had been lifted off the ground and was being cradled in Gu Hanyi's arms like a delicate maiden.
Gu Hanyi raised his chiseled jaw at a 45-degree angle and parted his thin lips. “Miss, let me take you to a doctor. Forgive me for overstepping, but a bodyguard must protect you.”
Song Ruyuan desperately grabbed the doorframe. “...I order you to just kill me!!”
Comments: No wonder it's number one. It's this intense right from the start?
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The CP fans who first paired up “Ruyuan Hanyi” never imagined that this bizarre CP, which had nothing in common, would seem more and more real!
Song Ruyuan and Gu Hanyi not only had nearly identical schedules and appeared together every day, they even started copying popular fanfics and giving their fans sweet moments.
What else could this be but love?!
The CP fans went wild!
The haters became fans!
Only Song Ruyuan, wearing his secret identity, was desperately trying to dispel the rumors online.
Gu Hanyi had the air of a possessive official partner, visiting the movie emperor's set and trading barbs with the second male lead. This was from I Turned Villainous After Marrying the Beloved Movie Emperor.
Gu Hanyi passionately declared in an interview that he had someone he loved but could never be with. This was from The CEO Steals His One and Only Pure White Jasmine [The Crematorium].
Gu Hanyi domineeringly announced that he and Song Ruyuan were about to welcome the fruit of their love. This was because Gu Hanyi had water on the brain and genuinely thought that having sex in an ABO world meant getting pregnant, ahhh!
Song Ruyuan was busy dispelling rumors when his phone was suddenly snatched away.
Gu Hanyi, rumored to be cold and abstinent, wrapped an arm around his waist and spoke in a low voice: “My little Omega, I've marked you. You won't run away this time, will you?”
#I've been ruined by fanfiction for my whole life!#
#One more bizarre romance added to the list#
#How many times must I say this world doesn't have ABO, and I can't give birth!!!#
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Character settings (My character settings are a lot, so bear with me)
On the surface, a virtuous and accomplished veteran actor; behind the scenes, a fussy, flirtatious, adorably clueless movie emperor, born with a knack for stirring up trouble, and a delicate-skinned bottom
Originally an independent, “homophobic means deeply closeted” walking hormone with a low sex drive; after being bound, the top-tier star takes on all sorts of bizarre character settings
[Reader's Guide]
1. A goofy story where I let loose. The main thing is adding another bizarre romance to the pile. I hope it makes everyone happy! If it doesn't, at least I'll be happy by myself!
2. The forum is officially down for maintenance from eleven to midnight every night. After each story ends, there's a cooldown period so the two of them can have a proper (breakdown) talk.
3. My take on the entertainment industry, entirely fictional with no real-life inspirations. Please don't bring real people up in the comments, to avoid misunderstandings.
4. To be added
Theme: True love exists in the entertainment industry too
