
Conquest Mission Gone Wrong [Quick Transmigration]
攻略任务翻车中[快穿]
by A Cup of Tomato Smoothie (一杯番茄冰沙)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 547k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
After Getting Bound to a Twisted Fanfic with My Mortal Enemy, the Top-Tier Star
Taking advance reservations! The blurb is at the end. Here is this novel's blurb↓↓
This novel will go on sale from Chapter 25 on August 26~
[Congratulations! You have won a free time-travel package and been bound to a romance System. To return to reality, you have two options: 1. Win over the darkened male lead and complete six HE endings; 2. Pay ten billion in compensation.]
Straight guy Lin Xiaolin checked his empty wallet and chose to sell his body and soul to complete the mission.
His targets liked pretty airheads? Fine, Lin Xiaolin could play one! They liked obedient types? No problem! They wanted someone flashy? He would change his style right away!
But after failing again and again, Lin Xiaolin gradually realized something seemed off...
Why did the targets in every world go from normal people to total lunatics, vicious and cruel?! Was he doing something wrong?
The rookie System: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, it's just the darkening. It's fine, just hang in there a little longer. It's definitely not a bug.
With the System's flags piling up on one side and his targets hot on his heels on the other, Lin Xiaolin thought: Forget it, I'll keep laying low. I'm tired. Let the world end.JPG
The target(s): Stop running. No matter what, I'll find you.
-- Scenario Settings --
[The Merman's Captivity Handbook] ++
Light sci-fi + replacement pet + tragic romance
Brooding, mercurial noble top x goofy, puppy-like merman bottom+
A man who lives alone in a lofty position and endures the darkness will never let go once he has known warmth. But the cage woven from lies has trapped both you and me.
The merman begged desperately, "Please, just kill me."
The noble caught the pearls formed from the merman's tears. "I gave them to you, so endure the pain, no matter how much it hurts."
[Living High on the Emperor's Favor] ++
Brothers in a love-triangle battlefield + green-tea, devoted-dog top + unrequited love
Gentle, doting imperial older brother top x spoiled, frail prince bottom (adopted, not related by blood)
He would defy the whole world to protect one person, but that person never gave him their true heart. A lovesick dream can only be fulfilled by taking what he wants by force.
The furious older brother tore off his disguise. "What does it mean to let go? What does it mean to set you free? I'll give you everything you want, but who will give me what I want?"
[The Canary's Professional Code] ++
Yandere pretending to be innocent + a battle of acting skills
White-lotus yandere younger top x healthy, cheerful, dark-skinned bottom
Heaven collapses, hell catches fire, and jealousy sets the world ablaze. Only by keeping you at my side can everything be peaceful.
The white lotus lowered his eyes. "It's fine if you don't love me. Just stay by my side."
[The Black Lotus Cult Leader's Cultivation Guide] +
Righteous and demonic factions + love and hate entwined + a love-triangle battlefield
Noble young man from the righteous sect with a furnace physique top x peerlessly beautiful sect leader bottom
No matter how much love they once shared, a scene woven from lies is bound to fall apart.
The righteous young man, now fallen to the demonic path, chuckled. "When you branded me back then, did you ever imagine that one day you'd submit to me?"
[Diary of the Most Hated Rising Star] ++
Fantasy entertainment industry + public-funded romance + face-slapping and clearing one's name
Vampire top-tier star top x universally hated walking blood bank bottom
On a night no one knows about, the seemingly desireless center transforms into a bloodsucking vampire, baring his fangs and sinking them into the neck of the most hated one.
"Stay farther away from everyone else. If I smell someone else's scent on you again, you're dead."
[The Campus Paranormal Case Files]
Campus mysteries + investigation and puzzles + main-story ending
Calm, invisible actor top x timid bottom with a supernatural constitution
Strange things lurk in a classroom where rules reign supreme: a severed hand in a desk, a grotesque figure appearing at night, a missing-person case that must not be discussed, a classroom sealed off on the top floor, and a diary burned to ashes...
The truth behind the people erased from the records of Class One comes to light. But the deeper they dig, the more terrifying it gets. This isn't a virtual game, but rather--the convergence point of all the worlds.
--Reader's Guide--
1. One-on-one, HE. A deeply devoted top whose feelings are well hidden x a straight, chatty, snarky bottom. Love-triangle drama included;
2. The top's identity will gradually be fleshed out as the story progresses, so please be patient~ The bottom needs time to come around early on, but he never acts like a scumbag who toys with people's feelings;
3. The leads aren't the only ones carrying a System. The novel is a chaotic mix of indulgence, sweetness, and wish fulfillment, with a fondness for old-school melodramatic tropes and lots of over-the-top drama (bold and underlined). Please don't read if that's not your thing.
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After Getting Bound to a Twisted Fanfic with My Mortal Enemy, the Top-Tier Star
Taking advance reservations! Here's the blurb~
Actor Song Ruyuan was born with a constitution that attracts chaos, and gets dragged onto the trending topics to be scolded on average once every three days.
But he always acts nonchalant, a true aloof beauty in the entertainment industry, as indifferent as a chrysanthemum.
Anyway... nobody knows that every day he logs into an alt account and lurks on a certain green app, easing his anger by reading twisted fanfiction about his rival.
Seeing Gu Hanyi, cold and ruthless in real life, portrayed as all sorts of unrecognizable characters in fanfics, Actor Song's lips curl into a faint smile as he gives fans another iconic picture of his serene smile.
Song Ruyuan: Got dragged again. No big deal. I'll go send gifts to a fanfic that genderbends Gu Hanyi^_^
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One day, the fanfic big-shot Song Ruyuan follows started following a new tag, and excitedly announced that her long-dormant sexual desire had finally returned.
Song Ruyuan smiled indulgently. Let's see, is there anything more twisted and amusing than Gu Hanyi burping while nursing a baby...
When the words "Ruyuan Yi Chang" appeared, the faint smile that had never changed for ages crumbled from Song Ruyuan's face.
The big-shot's new story, Ruyuan Yi Chang: The Delicate Gangster Heiress and Her Ice-Cold Bodyguard, had already become the tag's number-one trending post. Song Ruyuan's vision went black, and his phone clattered to the floor...
The karma for liking all those twisted Gu Hanyi fanfics had come so fast...
When he picked up his phone again, a new icon had appeared on his home screen: a pink heart-shaped app that couldn't be uninstalled. Opening it revealed not only the full number-one trending story, but also Gu Hanyi's face, impossibly handsome and impossibly irritating to Song Ruyuan.
--Congratulations, Host. You and Gu Hanyi have been bound together.
--In 60 seconds, you will automatically enter the setting of the number-one trending fanfic. Forum comments will be projected as live bullet comments. Have fun.
Song Ruyuan looked up at top-tier star Gu, who was getting made up in the seat beside him, and trembled all over.
Song Ruyuan's smile stiffened. "Sorry, I'm not feeling well. I'm afraid I'll have to miss this episode..."
Gu Hanyi merely shot him a cold glance. Song Ruyuan breathed a sigh of relief. So it really was just malware on my phone. How could it possibly...
The next second, Song Ruyuan was astonished to find his six-foot-tall male self lifted off the ground and nestled in Gu Hanyi's arms like a delicate little bird.
Gu Hanyi lifted his knife-sculpted jaw at a 45-degree angle and parted his thin lips. "Miss, let me take you to the hospital. Forgive me for overstepping, but a bodyguard's job is to protect you."
Song Ruyuan clung desperately to the doorframe. "...I order you to just kill me!!"
Live comments: No wonder it's number one trending. It's this exciting right from the start?
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The CP fans who first paired "Ruyuan Yi Chang" never imagined that this bizarre couple, who had nothing to do with each other, would start seeming more and more real!
Song Ruyuan and Gu Hanyi not only had nearly identical schedules and appeared together every day, they even started copying popular fanfics to feed their fans sweet moments.
What else could this be but love?!
CP fans went wild!
Haters became fans!
Only Song Ruyuan, wearing his secret identity, frantically denied the rumors online.
Gu Hanyi had the air of a legitimate spouse, visiting Actor Song's set and trading barbs with the second male lead. That's from My Darkening Began After Marrying the Heartthrob Actor.
Gu Hanyi passionately declared in an interview that he had someone he loved but could never have or be with. That's from The CEO Steals His Only Pure White Jasmine [Revenge Arc].
Gu Hanyi domineeringly announced that he and Song Ruyuan were about to welcome the fruit of their love. That's because Gu Hanyi has lost his mind and genuinely thinks that in an ABO world, doing it means you get pregnant, aaah!
Song Ruyuan was busy debunking rumors when his phone was suddenly snatched away.
Gu Hanyi, rumored to be cold and celibate, wrapped an arm around his waist and spoke in a low voice. "My little Omega, I've marked you. You won't run away this time, will you?"
#My life has been ruined by writing fanfiction!#
#Another twisted romance has been added to the list.#
#How many times do I have to say this world has no ABO, and I can't give birth!!!#
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Character settings (My character settings are a lot, so bear with me.)
On the surface: A respected, virtuous veteran actor. In private: A little mischievous, a little seductive, a little naturally airheaded, born to attract chaos, thin-skinned actor bottom.
Originally did things his own way, homophobic on the outside but deep in the closet, a walking bundle of hormones but with a low libido. After being bound, all sorts of bizarre character settings get thrust upon him: top.
[Reader's Guide]
1. A ridiculous story with absolutely no restraint. The main idea is that another twisted romance has been added to the list. Hopefully it'll make everyone happy! If it can't make everyone happy, then I'll be happy on my own!
2. The forum's official server is under maintenance every night from 11 p.m. to midnight. After each story ends, there's a cooldown period so the two of them can talk (break down) properly.
3. My version of the entertainment industry, completely fictional with no real-life models. Please don't mention real-life celebrities in the comments, to avoid misunderstandings.
4. To be added.
Theme: Working hard is the only way forward.
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The moment Lin Xiaolin raised his chin, the sound of hot-blooded bgm [coffee] sounded in my mind
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