[Jujutsu Kaisen] When Two Freeloaders Get Together

The doctor said my stomach was bad, so I was born to live off someone else's paycheck. I looked around and picked a new boyfriend: a big guy with bulging muscles, a face that looked like he could fight, and a scar at the corner of his mouth. Oh, he has a son too? Even better. I got to become a dad without the pain of childbirth. I thought I could finally start living the good life: making a mess of everything, lying around at home like a parasite, and amusing myself by teasing the kid! But I never expected My new boyfriend was broke too. And he had even worse luck than me. "..." I'm out!!! You're my ex now!!!! Two useless people who can't earn money won't have a happy ending together!! Let's part on good terms and save each other some face!! First-person narration. Pairing with Toji. A short, silly story. Theme: Cuddling.