Wen Yunzhi transmigrates into a romance novel as its female lead.
The heroine has a tragic background and a timid personality. In the book, she is tormented in every way, body and soul, and everyone gets to kick her while she's down.
Wen Yunzhi: ...?
This makes no sense!
So Wen Yunzhi goes crazy.
When the male lead forces her to apologize to the scheming green tea girl, she slaps him: Get lost.
When the green tea girl defends the male lead, she smiles sweetly: You too. Get lost.
One slap for the green tea girl who pits women against each other, and eighteen palms for the male lead who abuses women!
*
When the dating show begins, the male lead looks her up and down with an unpleasant stare.
“I knew calling off the engagement was just another one of your tricks to make me chase you.”
Wen Yunzhi doesn't indulge him for a second. She narrows her eyes, purses her lips, and looks him up and down until he gets so uncomfortable that he looks away.
“No mirror? No toilet either? Take a good look at yourself sometime.”
When the director hints at a deal over drinks that could land her the female lead role,
Wen Yunzhi flips the table: “A toad kissing a frog: ugly as sin, but trying every trick in the book. Does your wife know how many women you're seeing on the side?”
Netizens: Breaking! The director famous for doting on his wife is cheating! And with more than one woman!
When the top-tier star is exposed for dating someone and tries to use her as a shield,
Wen Yunzhi pulls out a cozy photo of him with his influencer sister-in-law: “Farting out of your butt is good for a laugh, but when it comes to a real stink, you're the expert. Your sister-in-law is gorgeous. Don't keep her all to yourself.”
Netizens tune in every day just to watch Wen Yunzhi lose it.
“My one and only queen, who is she going to put in their place today?”
“I get by every day on the gossip Wen-jie serves up.”
*
Wen Yunzhi goes crazy.
The entire entertainment industry trembles.
Reporters stake out her home, rushing to snap pictures whenever a luxury car appears.
But Wen Yunzhi has already pedaled away in style on a shared bike.
Other rich girls take a luxury car out for a drive by the river at nine in the evening.
At nine in the evening, Wen Yunzhi waits outside a bakery.
Nothing beats getting one free with every purchase!
*
Pei Simei is aloof and refined, with a handsome face, but a very cold personality.
He returned to the Pei family at ten, took charge of it at twenty, and spent the next ten years fighting his way through the business world. Many people describe him as cold-blooded as a snake.
One day, he suddenly discovers that he is the devoted second male lead in a novel. He would give his life to protect the heroine, but she would never love him.
Pei Simei sneers.
A devoted second male lead? What a joke.
When he learns Wen Yunzhi is joining a dating show, he signs up too.
On the first day of filming, he runs into the male lead, who is unbelievably stupid yet somehow coasts to victory at every turn.
The male lead picks a fight: “Are you mute?”
Pei Simei gives him a faint smile: “There's food stuck in your teeth.”
Male lead: ?
Content warnings:
1. A brainless, feel-good wish-fulfillment story with no logic. Just read for a lighthearted good time. The characters' values are not the author's.
2. Since the heroine transmigrates into an angsty romance novel, much of what she goes through follows the usual old-school angst-novel tropes. She'll work to heal from them.
Theme: Grow toward the sun
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Why does this guy who turns left and right look so like what Mushroom Head said in the Barbie Mermaid Fairy episode?
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