Has Miss Shoko run away today?
She has. She's run off at lightning speed.
Does she regret it?
No. She wishes she could never come back.
Ever since she got close to those two DKs, the two bastards kept sneaking into her dorm room at night and hogging her bed. After she had to set Yaga's number as a speed dial, Ieiri Shoko realized: she must have destroyed the world in her past life, and this life is payback. She's been unlucky for eight lifetimes straight.
"Shoko, Shoko, tell us, which one do you like more, me or Geto?"
"Obviously me. I don't need Shoko to tell me, I already know."
"Satoru, I'm very confident about this."
Shoko, clinging to a cigarette as Gojo Satoru wrapped his arms around her, watched Geto Suguru lean closer and could only feel exasperated.
When is this daily nightmare going to end?
I, Ieiri Shoko, have decided to sail off today. Goodbye, you scumbags.
Just when Ieiri Shoko thought her everyday life would keep passing by in this peaceful (not) and exhausting way, an abnormal duo showed up, along with several emails (every single one asking if they could meet her).
"Go on, tell me how I died in your dreams." Shoko asked calmly, smoking.
Why did she ask? Because the way the two of them looked at her was like she'd risen from the dead (swearing), and her instincts told her the people who'd sent those emails were probably the same.
Goodbye, this inexplicable love triangle. Go play by yourselves. I'm going to sleep.
Written on 2021.12.21
Reader notes:
* OOC, with Shoko at the center of my interpretation (written with the black hair and black eyes from the manga). Lots of headcanons. Shoko is an absolute beauty and the undisputed main character. Please don't bring up BL pairings.
* The writing is immature, and the plot is all over the place and in disarray. I just wanted to write a sweet little story (if that's not your thing, please don't read).
* I initially wanted a sandwich relationship, but my hands had a mind of their own while writing, so there'll be lots of unrequited crushes. Big Sister Shoko only loves cigarettes and alcohol. If that's not for you, let's spare each other the trouble.
Theme: Stay away from DKs.
