Pre-collection of "Sir, are you giving birth to a little penguin? I'm so sweet". Please collect it.
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Jiayou went through the book and became a lazy turtle with low cultivation level, turtle Jiayou.
The original person is the control group of Yuan Shushou in a novel. He is stupid and greedy, and wants to give birth to an heir for the ruthless Taoist Immortal Lord, so that the Immortal Lord can have love.
In the end, of course, he died at the hands of the Immortal Lord, becoming a cannon fodder.
When he came through, the original person had just drugged the immortal. He couldn't understand the turtle's legs and ran too slowly. He was forced to spend three days and three nights with a certain immortal.
After detoxification, in order to save his life, he ran away at the fastest speed in his life.
The good news also ran away.
Who would have known that three months later, he would lay five turtle eggs!
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The entire world of cultivation knows that the Immortal Master Wuqingdao has a bottleneck in his cultivation, and he is quite violent.
Everyone advised him to go down to earth to experience life and see all the love in the world, which might benefit his cultivation.
The immortal descended to earth, picked up a turtle and five eggs and came back, and began to help the little turtle hatch the eggs.
However, when these little turtles hatched, they clearly had a turtle face, but why did three of them look so similar to the Immortal Lord?
When the little turtle can transform, it will look more like an immortal!
Haha, it can't be the cub of the Immortal Lord, it's impossible, the Immortal Lord's ruthless way is about to ascend.
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Gui Jiayou wanted to escape from the day he was picked up by the Immortal Lord, but this time, he spent a whole day biting the little Tuanpu where the eggs were placed. As soon as he ran out of the Immortal Lord's bedroom, he was carried back.
Until the whole world of cultivation said that the hatched turtle looked like an immortal, and Guo Jiayou shivered in his shell.
Immortal Lord: "Explain."
Turtle Jiayou ignored the scorching sun outside: Turtle is hibernating!
Immortal Lord: "I remember being poisoned once a year ago."
The turtle's shell began to tremble: the turtle was really hibernating!
The Immortal Lord pushed the five little turtles to him: "I have an epiphany. Your turtles will be returned to you. You can raise them yourself."
Turtle Jiayou: I move so slowly. By the time I get the meat back, the little turtle will be mummified!
He stuck out his little head and asked tentatively: "Yes, we have five children?"
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Pre-collection of "Sir, are you giving birth to a little penguin? I'm so sweet". Please collect it.
Qi Feibai is a penguin who never found a wife to give birth to little penguins with him as an adult.
Until he traveled through time and became an omega, Qi Feibai was ecstatic: "I no longer have to find a wife, I can give birth on my own!"
So he carefully selected the president of Guan Group.
Qi Feibai didn't know that the CEO's gene was defective and he couldn't mark Omega, nor could he have children.
He only thinks that a man is handsome, has a high IQ, is well-educated, has a good figure, and has a great physique. He is very fertile at first glance!
Qi Feibai was very attentive and sent a large basket of pebbles to court a mate, "Sir, hello, do you want to give birth to a little penguin? I am sweet and coconut-scented!"
Then he was kicked out by security.
But Penguin won't give up!
After many efforts, he finally succeeded in getting the president!
The president is very powerful, it took seven days and seven nights to mark him.
On the eighth day, Qi Feibai ran away happily holding his stomach!
A month and a half later, Qi Feibai laid a penguin egg, and the pregnancy test showed there was a baby in her belly.
Qi Feibai: "!!!"
At the same time, he was taken back to Guan's house because of the side bottom mark.
The man who had been taken advantage of him looked at Qi Feibai's swollen belly, veins twitching on his forehead, and his face was gloomy, "I marked you for less than two months, and you came back with a belly that was five months old!"
Qi Feibai, who was afraid of death, showed the penguin egg tremblingly, "I didn't put a hat on you, it was me who was hatching the penguin egg."
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Guan Group and China National Television jointly launched a workplace variety show. Viewers discovered that Mr. Guan, known as the world's richest son-in-law, carries a penguin egg to and from get off work every day. The egg-hatching equipment in his office is comparable to that of a research institute.
Just when everyone was wondering that Mr. Guan actually had such a hobby, the little penguin was born. It was gray and cute, but its eyes looked so similar to Mr. Guan.
Haha, it's impossible for Mr. Guan to have a penguin son!
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