In the Future, I'm a Menace

[God of Misfortune + Face-Blind Yandere Top x Cold + Mature, Confident Bottom]

What’s flying in the sky? A bird? A cloud?

Nope, none of those. What’s flying up there is pigs, cows, chickens, dogs, and cats.

“What the hell is going on in this world?”

In a future world ruled by fairies, humans are nothing but a lowly species.

Normal person: “Can you drink water and have transparent threads get stuck in your throat and between your teeth?”

Normal person: “Can you make a company go bankrupt and leave it unable to pay wages for years?”

Normal person: “Can you cause a series of bus crashes?”

Normal person: “Can you mistake a murderer for a friend, then get silenced?”

Normal person: “Can you transmigrate and immediately get sold as a pet by human traffickers?”

Normal person: “Can you flirt with a man and end up flirting with a woman?”

Unfortunately, the abnormal person is me, Yue Lingling.

Why? Everyone else who transmigrates gets a golden finger, a System, or insider knowledge.

But I still have my terrible luck. No, I refuse to settle for an ordinary life. If I transmigrated, what does that mean? I must be the heroine, right? A bright future must be waiting for me.

Instead, I got face-slapped again and again. Building infrastructure, cooking delicious food, making gunpowder, military strategy, none of it worked, because humans here are just toys.

Since none of that works, I’d better find a powerful person to cling to!

Even though my face blindness means I keep mistaking the gender of the person whose leg I’m hugging, at least I’ve latched onto the biggest power in this world.

Warnings: 1v1.

The heroine may be a little unhinged.

No groveling-after-the-breakup arc at any point.

Definitely a sweet story.

Theme: The future, an aura of bad luck, face blindness, a world of fairies.