Demon Lord, Your Immortal Venerable Is at It Again

[Dominant, forceful, and scheming top x tsundere, sweet, and adorable bottom]

Ye Xingchen had finally won ten million in the lottery, but before he could even enjoy his winnings, he was struck dead by lightning.

"You actually took my money! I'll say it plainly: I won't stand for this."

System: "An immortal spirit body that can't die, plus countless treasures of gold, silver, and magical artifacts?"

Ye Xingchen: "Deal. When do we start?"

And so Ye Xingchen transmigrated into a book, becoming an aloof immortal master he despised. Since he couldn't stand being cold and distant, he changed his secret identity and ran away.

With a crying System, an everybody-loves-him aura, and an intersex body, he used his cultivation, the greatest in the immortal realm, to abduct a paragon of righteousness from the cultivation world and take him back to the demon realm to arrange his marriage. He brought together one ill-fated couple after another, turning the entire cultivation world upside down.

He worked himself to the bone helping the Demon Lord pursue his beloved, only to help the Demon Lord pin him down instead. "Holy crap, this is too intense! I can't take it. No, I have to change my secret identity."

In Ye Xingchen's eyes, all the people he matched up were "a bunch of weirdos. They turn down perfectly good beauties and fall for their matchmaker instead. Who cares if they're happy? As long as I find a perfect match for them and finish the mission, that's all that matters."

"What? I have to provide after-sales service too? I have to guarantee their happiness?"

After the cultivation world descended into utter chaos, he abandoned his secret identity and hid back in his immortal sect. But his secret identities were exposed, and he became the favorite joke of the entire immortal realm.

The Demon Lord looked at the immortal master pretending to be aloof before him, grinning mischievously to himself. "Found you. Putting on that cold and distant act in front of me again, are you? Don't let the act slip later. Let's see how long you can keep it up."

Also featuring:

[Fallen Angel x Human Emperor] Hei Yu, a demon general with black wings, is a woman missing one hand, with a pair of long ears and tears of blood. The cultivation world abandoned her when she was nine.

The scumbag Ling Xuan, Hei Yu's fiance and emperor of the Yueling Kingdom, is just one woman short of gathering nine thousand beauties.

[Dragon Emperor x Lesbian Who Transmigrated into a Book] Li Mu, a flood dragon with horns and no sight, is emperor of the merfolk, a people under the demon realm's protection. Cultivators gouged out his eyes and took his mermaid pearl. Any cultivator who enters the demon realm will encounter a blind man sitting by a bridge, asking, "Are my eyes beautiful?"

Nian Yuan, a woman who transmigrated into a book, used a heart-wrenching System on her first visit and won over six emperors, taking the Dragon Emperor's eyes and mermaid pearl.

[Dream Demon x First Disciple of the Immortal Sect] Lan Meng is a dream demon with a pair of horns on her head, with several blue beads and human finger bones hanging from each one.

Yu Qiu, the first disciple of the Lingxian Venerable and a paragon among the disciples of the righteous path.

[White-Haired Female Demon x Masochist] Bai Nu, an elder of the demon realm, has long white hair and a very short temper.

Su Xiu, the first disciple of the Pill Sect, has an immortal, invulnerable body.

[Two-Faced Demon x Sect Leader Ren] Hei Yue, an elder of the demon realm, is a demon with a sweet, adorable face. A huge shadow demon follows behind her.

Ren Zheyan, the revered sect leader of the Lingxi Sect.

[Content warning] 1v1.

First: The immortal master is the incarnation of a twin lotus, one yang and one yin.

Second: The male lead keeps insisting on being a troublemaking husband, only to end up making trouble for himself.

Theme: Transmigrating into a book, System, troublemaker.