I Became a Cannon Fodder and Took It Easy [Book Transmigration]

[New story in the author's collection, "Transmigrated as a Fake Young Master, I Married a Big Shot Through a Contract," is currently updating. Please add it to your collection! Blurb at the very bottom!] Lin Xizhao dies and, after death, transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder character about to be killed by the book's villain, Xie Mucheng. The System tells him coldly that he has only three sentences to stay alive. It'll be difficult, but he has to be strong. Lin Xizhao smiles faintly and lies down slowly. "Nothing is impossible, as long as you're willing to give up." System: ? Wait, why isn't this Host following the script at all?! I've never seen a Host so ready to die! After an extended standoff, the System drops to its knees and begs, "Dad, please, I'm begging you, all right? Can we just follow the procedure first? QAQ!" The righteous cultivators of the cultivation world are deeply wary of the Demon Lord Xie Mucheng. Everyone wants to eliminate him as soon as possible. But Xie Mucheng's cultivation is mysterious and profound, he is meticulous and calculating, and he lets no one close enough to serve him. Yet at some point, this Xie Mucheng has a lazy young man by his side, with delicate, handsome features and an expression that always looks half asleep. The righteous cultivators of the cultivation world immediately feel that their chance has finally come! They will use their words to reform this young man and get him to help kill the demonic fiend Xie Mucheng, restoring a clear blue sky to the cultivation world. Instead, they see Lin Xizhao leaning against the demon lord Xie Mucheng in their eyes, lazily yawning as he looks up. "If you have a request, please make an appointment and take a number first. I'll hear you out after I'm dead. Please don't disturb me at other times. Thank you." The righteous cultivators of the cultivation world: ? * Note: "Nothing is impossible, as long as you're willing to give up" comes from the teacher Da Zhangwei. "Transmigrated as a Fake Young Master, I Married a Big Shot Through a Contract" is currently updating. Click into the author's collection to read it~ Su Jingmo transmigrates into a sweet romance novel about a wealthy family, becoming the vicious cannon-fodder fake young master. The fake young master stole someone else's place, enjoying more than twenty years of care from the protagonist's maternal aunt's family, and even wanting to steal the protagonist's fiance. But he gives the wrong person the drug, the protagonist's love interest's uncle, Fu Qinghuai, a wealthy tycoon who dies young in the novel. Su Jingmo has only just transmigrated when he finds himself in the awkward position of having given the drug to the wrong person. Thinking of the terrible consequences when the fake young master discovered his mistake and watched Fu Qinghuai suffer through the whole night, he simply closes his eyes and offers himself. Then, early the next morning, he makes a quick escape. To his surprise, a few days later, after the Su family throws him out, he receives a marriage contract from Fu Qinghuai. It includes room and board, a monthly salary, and even a villa after the divorce. What's more, Fu Qinghuai is cold and desireless in the book. Without being drugged, he wouldn't have any interest in Su Jingmo at all. This deal is pure profit! A few months later, Su Jingmo bites the corner of the quilt through his tears, clutching his aching back. Who said Fu Qinghuai was cold and desireless? The real thing is nothing like the description. He wants to return him! Fu Qinghuai has long known he doesn't have much time left. Then one day, a voice suddenly appears in his mind. [Beep! A life-extension target has been bound to the Host. Raising the happiness level of life-extension target Su Jingmo will increase the Host's lifespan.] [If Su Jingmo's happiness level falls too low, this System will punish the Host.] Fu Qinghuai doesn't take the voice seriously at first. Then, on the day the System warns him that Su Jingmo's happiness level is too low, he trips on the carpet three times just trying to leave his office. The elevator malfunctions, and the car he takes breaks down several times along the way. Fu Qinghuai: ... That's ridiculous. · Later. Fu Qinghuai: A wife destined by heaven really is the best :). &&& Extra Scene Su Jingmo and Fu Qinghuai are invited to appear on a reality show about newlyweds. Everyone knows that the newly popular actor Su Jingmo and Fu Qinghuai, head of the Fu Group, married through a contract and have no feelings for each other. All the haters are waiting for Su Jingmo to make a fool of himself on the show. Then they see this: Su Jingmo merely purses his lips, and the cool, elegant head of the Fu Group brings a glass of water to his mouth. Su Jingmo furrows his brow ever so slightly, and Fu Qinghuai immediately finds the spot where he has barely scraped his skin and kisses it tenderly. Well, if that's what no feelings looks like, then the whole world might as well get divorced. I came here to watch him crash and burn, but instead I got lured in and killed with sweetness. Do we need to download an anti-scam app just to watch a variety show now? Theme: Even in adversity, you should never give up hope