Pre-release: [Wuxia Crossover] The Jianghu Turns into a One-Hit-Kill World After My Health Is Locked at 99%. Chun Xuemo x Zhongyuan Yidianhong is now being updated.
Cross-dressing, sex-first, feelings-later bottom x Chu Liuxiang. Updates at 9 p.m. He can't make up his mind before they get together, but it's one-on-one after that.
As Hua Jian Nong finished drawing his brows in the mirror, he suddenly remembered the game skills he'd inherited after transmigrating:
Skill 1, Flirtatious Glance: Make eye contact for 3 seconds to daze the target and increase their affection by 5.
Skill 2, Sweet Talk: Say "Baby" to make the target obey for 60 seconds and increase their affection by 10.
Ultimate, Make Love: Force intimacy for 30 minutes and increase affection by 60.
Passive, Blind Love: During the ultimate, all vulnerabilities are ignored.
It sounded familiar because it really was: these were the skills from the adult game he'd been grinding away at until the moment he died!
No matter. Anyone who's played an adult game knows that even the restricted content takes serious grinding. He wasn't going to activate it just like that.
Hua Jian Nong smiled at himself in the mirror. He wasn't some innocent. Since he was here, he might as well enjoy himself.
In just one year, everyone in the Jianghu knew the name of the world's most beautiful person. They said Hua Jian Nong loved money like his life depended on it, and was capricious and spoiled. Yet even though he couldn't use martial arts, no one dared provoke him.
Even the famous Thief Marshal indulged him in every way, showering him with rare treasures and even turning over a new leaf for his sake. He could put up with it even though Hua Jian Nong was always flirting with others.
The world's greatest assassin and the elusive Ninth Young Master were both among his lovers!
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The first time he tried using a skill, Hua Jian Nong pretended to be terrified and stumbled into the arms of a man in white.
"Sir, save me."
With picture-perfect features and a captivating gaze, he looked utterly pitiful.
The man in white drew him into his arms for show, but secretly leaned close to his ear and whispered, "I, Chu, am not into men. You still need to work on your disguise."
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At the Wulin Conference, everyone was clashing swords and blades out front, while the most beautiful person in the Jianghu was exchanging intimate whispers with a man in the back room.
"Didn't the Fragrant Marshal say he wasn't into men?" Hua Jian Nong rubbed the blood at the corner of his lips onto the other's pristine white robe.
The other man suddenly tore open his collar. "A Nong is irresistible. I'm more than willing to fall for you."
As fabric ripped, Hua Jian Nong gave a soft laugh, and the cinnabar mole on his collarbone caught the Thief Marshal's eye. The man sighed helplessly, putting on a pitiful expression. "It would be even better if I were the only one for you, A Nong."
1. The bottom is good at using his looks to get what he wants.
2. He's a flirt and has slept with other people before he gets into a relationship.
3. The bottom has a nasty streak and isn't a good person.
Pre-release: [Wuxia Crossover] The Jianghu Turns into a One-Hit-Kill World After My Health Is Locked at 99%.
Pain-averse but forced to seek pain Chun Xuemo x Zhongyuan Yidianhong
Chun Xuemo was investigating in the mountains when a cave collapsed and crushed him to death. When he opened his eyes, he had transmigrated into a wuxia world.
In the Jianghu, if you don't like someone, you draw your blade; if you see injustice, you draw your sword; and if words fail, fists fly. Within ten paces, life and death are decided, and every glance brims with killing intent.
Anyone could crush him, a man without martial arts, with a single finger, without even making a move.
Chun Xuemo: ...
Luckily, he too had caught the transmigration wave and bound himself to a System: Jianghu Edition Pinduoduo. Not only was his health bar locked at 99% forever, like a cash-out balance, making him impossible to kill, but if someone hit him 180 times, he could inherit their martial arts.
Pain-averse Chun Xuemo gritted his teeth. Let's do this!
And so:
On the border of Guandong, people were arguing over whether Lu Moujia's sword was faster or Fu Mouxue's blade. The young man grabbed a knife in one hand and a sword in the other. "Whoever hits me 180 times first is faster!"
Lu Moujia, Fu Mouxue: ...
Is this guy out of his mind?
At Wanmei Manor, a young man in blue pounded on the door. "Master Ximen, feeling itchy for a fight? How about cutting me a few times? This is great fun! Why won't I die?"
Three days later, a blood-soaked "corpse" was thrown out of Wanmei Manor.
Where the sky meets the sea, under a moonless sky and a rising gale, a pale hand clutched the side of a boat. A beauty like a water ghost spat out a mouthful of blood. "Fragrant Marshal, beat me up..."
Chu Xiang stared at the bloody handprints on the deck. "Rongrong, can you cure mental illness? I'll pay."
At a villa in the capital, the moment Gong Mou pulled out his whip, the beautiful man with the icy expression seized his hand. "Ninth Young Master, whip me already!"
Gong Mou: ? Which of us is the masochist here?
As time passed, rumors spread throughout the Jianghu:
"He looks like an immortal, but he's a masochist!"
The rumors grew wilder and wilder. One night, a group of ill-intentioned men snuck into Chun Xuemo's room. They'd barely said, "Little beauty," when the man rumored to be a martial-arts-less masochist took them out with a single Heavenly Immortal's Flight.
As he died, the flower thief spat blood and gasped, "Didn't they say you liked this?"
Chun Xuemo smiled faintly. "I'm not the same person I was back then. I'm Chun Xuemo, the greatest in the Jianghu!"
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#IHitYouWithMySword,WhyDidn'tYouDie?AreYouPracticingTheLoveAndTendernessSword? #
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Rumors about Chun Xuemo being a masochist were everywhere. That night, a green-eyed assassin pinned the young man to the bed.
A pale, powerful hand rose high, then came down hard.
Chun Xuemo arched all over. "Wait! That's not what I meant by hitting me! Brother Hong! I'm not that kind of person!"
The green-eyed assassin leaned down, sharp teeth gripping the back of the young man's neck. "You are."
Theme: Friendly communication.
No, they also took away the drafts requested by others. Didn't the artist stop them? You paid for it, right? He doesn't protect his property rights. Who would dare to ask him for an appointment in the future?
When I was little, I didn't understand what these three girls were. A younger sister is not a younger sister, a lover is not a lover. She is pretending to be a lover, but she is talking about younger sister. It's not as good as those women who had a relationship with Chu Liuxiang at least. Isn't she just a fan girl who doesn't look good enough and can't get rid of her?
I was caught off guard and used a big move, hahaha
Chu Liuxiang's parents are indeed a mystery. Many people guess that he is from the Iron Blood Flag Sect and that his father is Tie Zhongtang, but they are only guessing [dog head]
Teacher, you have such a hard life. How come the manuscript you asked me to do is still published? This is so unreasonable and unreasonable.
A Nong is happily married [Let me be healthy] The couple has been happily and affectionately with Meimei for the rest of their lives ~ [Spreading Flowers] It's over and I can't bear to part with it [Crying]
The draft I had previously requested will not be published... The artist showed it and posted the original image in the comment area, "can be used as an avatar" [to make my life miserable]
The stamina is too great, I will go and make up for other articles.
Happy wedding. Anong and Xiangshuai have been together for hundreds of years. I can't bear to leave you [Let Me Kangkang]
Complete the daily life of spreading flowers, liking, looking forward to and being handsome
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No, they also took away the drafts requested by others. Didn't the artist stop them? You paid for it, right? He doesn't protect his property rights. Who would dare to ask him for an appointment in the future?
When I was little, I didn't understand what these three girls were. A younger sister is not a younger sister, a lover is not a lover. She is pretending to be a lover, but she is talking about younger sister. It's not as good as those women who had a relationship with Chu Liuxiang at least. Isn't she just a fan girl who doesn't look good enough and can't get rid of her?
I was caught off guard and used a big move, hahaha
Chu Liuxiang's parents are indeed a mystery. Many people guess that he is from the Iron Blood Flag Sect and that his father is Tie Zhongtang, but they are only guessing [dog head]
Teacher, you have such a hard life. How come the manuscript you asked me to do is still published? This is so unreasonable and unreasonable.
A Nong is happily married [Let me be healthy] The couple has been happily and affectionately with Meimei for the rest of their lives ~ [Spreading Flowers] It's over and I can't bear to part with it [Crying]
The draft I had previously requested will not be published... The artist showed it and posted the original image in the comment area, "can be used as an avatar" [to make my life miserable]
The stamina is too great, I will go and make up for other articles.
Happy wedding. Anong and Xiangshuai have been together for hundreds of years. I can't bear to leave you [Let Me Kangkang]
Complete the daily life of spreading flowers, liking, looking forward to and being handsome