The Interstellar Powerhouse Used to Cultivate Immortality

Complete. Any updates from now on are purely revisions.

After failing her tribulation, Ji Ning, the Saintess of the leading sect in the Central Domain of the cultivation world, transmigrates into an interstellar idiot. Her soul is trapped, and she can't leave.

To get back, she has no choice but to start cultivating all over again, even though her account has been deleted.

Then she discovers:

The dark matter everyone on barren planets avoids seems to be something she can absorb?

The weeds everyone pulls out seem to be spiritual herbs for making fasting pills.

The abandoned forests of dead plants that no one dares enter are full of rare spiritual plants and precious medicine from the cultivation world.

And the stones people kick around in the mines...

Help, those are spirit stones!

And those fierce star beasts? Ha! Not one of them can put up a fight!

Even the Zerg, the interstellar people's greatest enemy, tremble at the sound of Ji Ning's name.

But later, Ji Ning realizes this interstellar world isn't part of the cultivation world at all!

And that scruffy, featherless chicken turns out to be a phoenix.

Damn! She'll have to wait until she ascends before she can return to her sect!

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To stay alive and buy cultivation materials, the once free-spending big shot Ji Ning started a little business.

Her main products were pills, weapons, magical robes, and formation discs.

At first, interstellar netizens said:

"Hahaha, the poor loser on a barren planet is so desperate for money!"

"That little ball is supposed to keep you full for seven days?"

"That little ball can get rid of dark matter?"

"You want a thousand for that rag? Why not just rob us!"

Later: "Holy crap, shopkeeper, please restock!"

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Yan Zhangwu was the youngest marshal in the interstellar empire, but the emperor had little regard for him. After an assassination attempt, he wound up on a barren planet and regressed to his juvenile form.

A scruffy, featherless chicken, that is, a phoenix.

While out of his senses, he wandered into Ji Ning's home. From then on, he began playing dumb and acting cute, all so he could cling to his future wife's coattails.

Revised on May 19, 2022.

Warnings:

1. The author is bad at writing blurbs and romance.

2. The logic is there, though it may not be rigorous.

3. The author deleted parts of the story to comply with online content regulations.

4. At first, the heroine is probably powerful without realizing it.

5. I'll add more if I think of anything.

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Blurb for the upcoming story, "Getting Rich on the Interstellar Frontier Through Farming"

After transmigrating to the interstellar world, the good-for-nothing Xia Zhi faces two choices:

1. Take her younger stepsister's place and marry a sickly man. Her stepsister has S-rank mental power.

2. Take a barren planet and get out of the family.

Xia Zhi: Obviously, the second one!

No more melodrama, starting with me!

When she gets to the barren planet and sees the wasteland beneath her feet and the planet's bare surface, Xia Zhi, the heir to a great enterprise, is stunned.

Luckily, she's bound to a farming System.

Starting with planting radishes, Xia Zhi begins her life as a real farmer.

[Congratulations, Host, you've unlocked a patch of red soil!]

[Congratulations, Host, you've unlocked tomato seeds!]

[Congratulations, Host, you've unlocked wheat seeds!]

[Congratulations, Host, you've unlocked rose seeds!]

Later, a new shop appears in Xingbao's food section, selling goods that look exactly like the ancient plant illustrations in the Federation Museum.

At first:

"Another clueless shop trying to cash in on the ancient plant craze. Wasn't the last shop that used ancient plants as models for nutritional supplements criticized enough? Didn't it go bankrupt badly enough?"

"Even if plants went extinct in the interstellar age, interstellar people will never let anyone use ancient plants for marketing! Any unscrupulous merchant trying to make a quick buck off extinct plants should get off the star network!"

"I can't thank Xingbao enough. I've learned so many names of ancient historical artifacts."

Later:

"Nutritional supplements are garbage! I want to eat radishes, cucumbers, tomatoes..."

"Oh my god, the shopkeeper's goods can increase your mental power!"

"Everyone, report the person above. We can't let the secret out!"

One day, a starship fell out of the sky onto the barren planet, smashing Xia Zhi's field. A defiant young man named Ming Lian tumbled out of it.

With no way to pay Xia Zhi back for the damage, the Federation's young marshal, Ming Lian, was forced to work off his debt.

Later, Ming Lian, who had always looked down on the backward barren planet, no longer wanted to leave. He only wanted to stay and protect his queen.

So later, when someone targeted Xia Zhi, they found that the defenses of this shabby little planet were even stronger than those of the Federation's capital planet!

No one dares mess with them!

And Xia Zhi's scumbag father, who became a stepfather after marrying her stepmother, also wants to use his ownership of the barren planet to swoop in and take the profits.

Xia Zhi uses her 3S-rank mental power to seize control of the family.

Scumbag dad and wicked stepmother?

Go as far away as you can!

Independent and strong heroine vs. proud, clingy sweetheart

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Blurb for the next story, "Senior Sister Is Invincible Again Today"

Zhao Zhiyue transmigrates to the cultivation world and becomes the child of a cultivator. Unfortunately, she's a cultivator's child who can't cultivate. She also gets stuck with the melodramatic plot of being dumped by her genius fiance.

Zhiyue: Break it off! Break it off! Break it off!

Wouldn't it be great to live a long, carefree life as an ordinary person?

But right after she breaks off the engagement, a video game level bar appears above her head.

Then her everyday life starts getting ridiculous.

Gathering herbs: Experience +1.

Weeding: Experience +1.

Slaying a demon beast: Experience +10.

Wait! She's a useless person who can't cultivate!

The outer sect disciples used to say when they saw Zhao Zhiyue: "Useless people belong in a pile of useless people!"

Later:

"Senior Sister Zhao, can I team up with you for a mission?"

"Senior Sister Zhao, please sell me a Spirit-Replenishing Pill!"

Later still, when the righteous and demonic factions go to war, Zhao Zhiyue, now level 100, takes down one great demonic cultivator after another with a single sword strike.

Everyone: "Senior Sister is invincible again today!"

P.S. This is a story I'm picking back up. I'll revise the earlier chapters when I officially start writing. Please add it to your collection. I'm obsessive about finishing what I start and don't want to leave any story unfinished!

Intent: There's always a way, no matter how difficult things get.