Fang Yiyi bound herself to a transmigration System. It promised to take her to the cultivation world, but instead she crash-landed in an apocalypse where plants and animals were mutating like crazy.
She became Fang Yiyi, a powerless young woman driven out of the Northern Base for offending someone important.
Faced with rampant mutated plants and mutated animals lurking in the shadows, she had no special abilities to rely on.
The System said, "Don't panic. You've got me."
Then it opened its gacha screen.
Fang Yiyi: "Yeah, right! You're just trying to trick me into spending money!"
Later, after she won a secret cultivation method and successfully trained in it, Fang Yiyi said, "I love spending money. Spending money makes me stronger."
Later still, a legend spread among the bases: outside the safety zones lived a dashing heroine who could control the mutated plants and animals.
Fang Yiyi: "I can't control them, I can't. Maybe they're just afraid of getting hit."
And the little servant by the heroine's side looked more and more like a former major general from one of the bases.
After being reborn, Lu Tianshu, major general of the Northern Base, did one thing first: he resigned, laid down his armor, and surrendered his command. He never wanted to protect this filthy base again.
Out beyond the safety zones, Lu Tianshu met the purest soul in the world.
The second revision of this blurb was screenshotted on March 2, 2022.
Premise: Feel-good stories are pure joy.