[Welcome to the Horror World]
[Hey, looking for a date? The kind where you die if it doesn't work out!]
[Our goal is to find a partner successfully and have three kids in two years!!!]
Gu Xueci was forced into a bizarre, bloody matchmaking instance. Across from him sat a male skeleton on the left, a male zombie on the right, and a hideous, misshapen freak in the middle.
And he was seated on the women's side, wearing a dress.
Gu Xueci: ?
[Friendly reminder: Keep your secret identity hidden and play your part as a female guest!]
Feeling his little brother remain completely unresponsive, Gu Xueci said, "..."
I'll pick your dad!
A few days later, the instance collapsed, and the world spun around.
The instance's consciousness saw a stunning young man step out, drenched in blood, with a figure looming beside him, and let out a shrill scream.
He really seduced my 'dad'!!
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What secret is hidden behind the near-collapse of a high-level matchmaking instance right after it appeared?
What kind of shady deal put a newcomer in the top ten of the Survivor Rankings overnight?
Who was responsible for the sudden paper-doll disaster in Thirteen Cities?
Those in the know trembled: There's a gorgeous, deranged, inhuman guy who kills people when his matchmaking instances don't make a match!!!
The ghosts erupted in an uproar. Who would dare ruin God's playground?
Weren't they afraid of being obliterated?
Then, during a faction battle in an S-rank horror instance, the stunning, vibrant young man spat blood while surrounded by ghosts.
The world split apart, and the dome collapsed.
The highest-ranking instance controller in the Horror World lowered his gaze from the sky, wiping the blood from the young man's lips with pale fingertips.
"Beg me. Kiss me. Hold me."
"Make me vanish into nothing."
P.S. Cool, beautiful bottom and lovesick ghost god top.
Coming soon, please add my next story to your collection: Farming on an Ancient Planet and Shocking the Entire Interstellar Community
After spending hundreds of years as cannon fodder in quick transmigration worlds, Yun Zhang finally returned to Blue Star. By then, Blue Star had survived the apocalypse, and humanity had vanished completely.
But none of that mattered. He was finally home, ready to retire and enjoy his golden years.
On his first day of retirement, he rubbed his aching back and made himself a bamboo bed.
On the second day, he looked at his soaked tent, rolled up his sleeves, and built himself a bamboo house.
On the third day, he made a yellow-clay stove and treated himself to a grand fish feast.
What he didn't know was that he hadn't returned to Blue Star after the apocalypse, but to the interstellar era thousands of years later.
The livestream System he'd been given broadcast his daily life to the entire interstellar community.
Three thousand years in the future, humanity had reached the height of material and spiritual civilization. After another interstellar war, everyone sank into a deathly quiet after their frenzy.
Their mental stability levels plummeted. Everything seemed boring, and more and more people chose to be cryogenically frozen.
Then an utterly ordinary livestream channel appeared.
At first: Hah, just another flop imitating ancient-planet livestreams.
A few days later: A handmade bamboo bed, an outdoor pot molded from yellow clay, a lost mortise-and-tenon wooden house, reclaimed farmland, a homemade fishing net, a baking oven...
The people of the entire interstellar community watched, entranced. "Immortal streamer, is there anything you can't do!!!"
Seeing everyone's mental stability levels gradually rise, the research institute was thrilled. "Quick, bring this expert over!"
Then they discovered his coordinates were on the Ancient Planet, where humans were forbidden to set foot.
All of humanity: "..."
How can you have survived on the Ancient Planet for so long!
Yun Zhang, who had already built himself a retirement base, sneezed and pulled out the little notebook of skills he'd accumulated as cannon fodder.
Hmm, what should I do next?
Make a couple of decent clothes for the long-term laborer I picked up?
The Ancient Planet's deity, who was "not fit for human eyes": "...
Second upcoming story ===== [I Raised the Empire's Tyrant (Interstellar)]
Yan Shu woke up and found himself transported from the apocalypse to an interstellar era on the brink of collapse and famine, bringing along a farming System.
He was standing on the most radioactive planet in the entire Empire, about to face the grim fate of exceeding radiation limits and having everyone sent to a trash planet.
Yan Shu: "?"
Not a chance!
It's time to show you all what rabbits can do when it comes to farming!
Vast rice paddies are no dream, and I'm the best at bringing green mountains and trees to life!
But when he saw seeds costing four digits apiece on the shelves, he silently opened the random trading device given to him by the farming System.
As he wondered what he could trade, a wary, babyish voice came through the device. "Who are you?"
Yan Shu quietly tossed aside the "trash" he had planned to trade and smiled like a wicked old wolf.
"Sweetie, how old are you? Want to hear a story? Aladdin's magic lamp, three hundred bedtime questions, Superman saves the world. Just one fruit or one seed is all it takes."
From then on, he spent his days building a thriving interstellar farming career and his nights working tirelessly to tell stories to a little kid.
Thanks to his hard work (trading for seeds), the most radioactive, barren planet in the entire interstellar community gradually came back to life.
Yan Shu became famous across the stars. Just as he was about to reach the pinnacle of life, he realized that the rich kid on the other end of the trading device was a little strange.
His voice grew deeper by the month, and his favorite stories shifted from Superman to military history and three hundred ways to kill... as well as Brokeback Mountain, the kind of story that happens between two men?!
"What story are you telling tonight? The blankets feel a little cold."
Listening to the increasingly deep and alluring voice coming through the trading device, Yan Shu regretted everything. He was just about to set the kid straight when...
His trading device suddenly ran out of energy, and at the same time, the Empire's infamous tyrant issued a wanted notice.
Sex: Male.
Interests: Farming and storytelling.
Yan Shu: "???"
The Empire's tyrant, Ottas, knew someone who had been with him through the happiest years of his childhood, his lonely adolescence, and his darkest teenage years. But one day, that person disappeared from his world.
He swore he would find them, crossing the sea of stars and traversing time and space, no matter the cost. Yet no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't find them.
Just as he was about to cast aside the dull Empire and crush this world, the seeds he had once given that person appeared before him.
In an instant, his world came back to life.
Theme: There is hope even in adversity
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Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah update, how often do you update it?
Ah~ Is there anyone like me who immediately clicked on the title and read it, finally reading it? (Put your hands together, it's wonderful)
It feels like the protagonist is easily irritated, which makes the protagonist's strength not very obvious.
Damn, when will you come back and update? [Crying]
Why not update it? I really like it.
Come on come on! ! I like this book so much! ! !
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Oh my god, there is an inexplicable sweetness [covering face and peeking]
After We Got Married, Lao Gong, Who Was in a Vegetative State, Sent Me Messages Every Night
Became a Star Among the Stars After Writing Bloody Articles
Farming on the Ancient Star Shocked the Entire Galaxy
I Ran Away After Flirting with the General [Sentinel and Guide]
Every Male Lead I Write Wants to Mosaic Me
I Raised the Empire's Tyrant [Farming]
After Losing My Memory, I Bound Myself to My Immortal World's Archenemy
Drunk Words Are Honest [Showbiz]
After I Shapeshifted, the Movie Emperor Insisted I Be His Adorable Pet
The Immortal Chef's Secret Interstellar Restaurant (Transmigrated into a Book)
I Opened a Door in the Apocalypse
Update ah big [split][crack][crack], I was seeing the highlight part, but you told me that you stopped updating, and I felt like dying, big brother, update quickly, update quickly, please! ! ! ! ! ! ! Look at the poor baby [split][split][split][split][split]! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] [Crying]
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah update, how often do you update it?
Ah~ Is there anyone like me who immediately clicked on the title and read it, finally reading it? (Put your hands together, it's wonderful)
It feels like the protagonist is easily irritated, which makes the protagonist's strength not very obvious.
Damn, when will you come back and update? [Crying]
Why not update it? I really like it.
Come on come on! ! I like this book so much! ! !
Oh ho ho! ! ! Ah! ! ! Ah! ! ! ! ! !
Oh my god, there is an inexplicable sweetness [covering face and peeking]
It looks good, please update more, thank you