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Blurb:
To get by, Song Jiu, a newly transformed squirrel who had just arrived in the city, had no choice but to repay the person who saved his life by turning into his true form and becoming their pet.
He drank imported purified water, ate pesticide-free nuts from the mountains, and had a handsome, good-tempered owner.
Being a pet was wonderful, but the Bureau of Monster Affairs discovered that he was illegally keeping a pet.
With a letter of introduction from the Bureau of Monster Affairs in hand, Song Jiu nervously walked onto a film set.
He looked up and saw his handsome, tall, good-tempered owner.
Song Jiu: Great! I don't have to worry about getting scolded!
Wei Shen swept a cool glance over him and said flatly, "Can anyone act these days?"
Song Jiu went home in a daze after being told off.
The culprit rubbed the little squirrel's belly and asked worriedly, "Did you run out without eating enough?"
The little squirrel hugged his owner's hand and took a big bite: That's what you get for scolding me!!!
The award-winning actor Wei Shen was cool and sharp-tongued, but he had the traffic, the acting skills, and the trophies.
Then one day, Wei Shen suddenly became nicer.
A gossip reporter risked life and limb to hide in the break room. There, Wei Shen patiently shelled pine nuts for the new heartthrob, Song Jiu.
Reporter: "But you used to call him a bad actor!!!"
Wei Shen: You heard nothing but rumors!
---------Coming Soon 1---------
Forced to Cross-Dress in a Horror World
[Welcome to the Horror World]
[Interested in a blind date? The kind where you die if it doesn't work out!]
[Our goal is to find you a partner. Three kids in two years!!!]
Gu Xueci was dragged into a bizarre, bloody blind-date dungeon. Across from him, on the left, sat a male skeleton; on the right, a male zombie; and in the middle, a strange, ugly creature.
He was sitting on the women's side, wearing a dress.
Gu Xueci: ?
[Friendly reminder: Keep your secret identity safe and play the female guest well!]
Feeling no reaction from his little brother, Gu Xueci: "..."
Screw you!
A few days later, the dungeon collapsed, and the world spun around him.
The dungeon's consciousness saw a beautiful young man step out, bloodied, with a figure looming beside him. It shrieked.
He actually seduced my 'father'!!
*
What secret is hidden behind the fact that a high-level matchmaking dungeon nearly collapsed as soon as it was created?
What kind of shady deal put a new player straight into the top ten on the survivor rankings?
And who was responsible for the sudden paper-doll disaster in Thirteen Cities?
Those in the know trembled: There's a beautiful, twisted nonhuman who kills people if the matchmaking dungeon doesn't give him a match!!!
The ghosts were in an uproar. Who would dare ruin God's playground?
Were they not afraid of their souls being scattered?
That was, until the faction battle in an S-rank horror dungeon, when the beautiful, striking young man spat out a mouthful of blood while surrounded by ghosts.
The world split apart, and the sky collapsed.
The horror world's most powerful dungeon controller lowered his gaze from on high and wiped the blood from the young man's lips with his pale fingertips.
"Beg me. Kiss me. Hold me."
"Make my soul scatter."
------Coming Soon 2------
I Raised the Empire's Tyrant (Farming)
Yan Shu woke up from a nap and found himself in an interstellar age on the verge of collapse, plagued by famine, with a farming System in tow.
He was standing on the planet with the highest radiation levels in the empire, about to face the grim fate of exceeding the radiation limit and having everyone sent to a garbage planet.
Yan Shu: "?"
Dream on!
It was time to show them the rabbit's farming skills!
Vast rice paddies were within reach, and he was great at making green hills and lush forests!
But when he saw that seeds cost four digits each on the store shelves, he silently opened the random trade device the farming System had given him.
As he wondered what he could trade, a soft, wary voice came through the device: "Who are you?"
Yan Shu quietly tossed aside the "junk" he had planned to trade and smiled like a storybook witch.
"Sweetie, how old are you? Want to hear a story? Aladdin's magic lamp, three hundred bedtime questions, Superman saves the world... Want to hear one? All I need is one fruit or one seed."
From then on, he spent his days building an interstellar farming career and his nights tirelessly telling stories to a little kid.
Thanks to his hard work (and tricking the kid into giving him seeds), the planet with the highest radiation in the galaxy, where not even a seed could grow, gradually came back to life.
Yan Shu became famous across the galaxy and was about to reach the peak of his life when he realized the rich kid on the other end of the trade device was acting a little strange.
His voice grew older every month, and the stories he liked changed from Superman to war histories and three hundred ways to kill... and Brokeback Mountain, something that only happened between two men?!
"What story are you telling tonight? It's a little cold under the covers."
Hearing the voice on the trade device grow deeper and more alluring, Yan Shu regretted everything. He was about to get the kid back on the right track when...
His trade device suddenly ran out of power. At the same time, the empire's famous tyrant issued a wanted notice.
Gender: Male.
Hobbies: Farming and telling stories.
Yan Shu: "???"
The empire's tyrant, Otas, knew someone who had been with him through the happiest years of his childhood, his lonely childhood, and the darkest days of his adolescence. But one day, that person disappeared from his world.
He swore he would find him, traversing the sea of stars and crossing time and space, no matter the cost. But no matter what he did, he couldn't find him.
Just as he was about to cast aside the boring empire and crush this world, a seed he had once given to that person appeared before him.
In an instant, his world came alive again.
----Coming Soon 3: After Losing My Memory, I Bound Myself to My Rival in the Immortal Realm-----
To make sure the mission target he had worked so hard to get wouldn't escape him, Zong Yu did one thing more than anything else: badmouthed Immortal Venerable Nanqi!
"Immortal Venerable Nanqi is vicious. Even the dirt around his immortal palace is stained red with blood."
"He's also petty. He holds on to the tiniest things for centuries."
"They say Immortal Venerable Nanqi attacks at the slightest disagreement. Junior brother, think carefully!"
Zong Yu: There's no way the junior brother I've brainwashed day after day will be stolen away by my rival!
Yan Qinchao, at the top of the Immortal Realm's list of immortals: "...Senior brother, what deep grudge do you have against Immortal Venerable Nanqi?"
Zong Yu declared righteously, "He stole my partner (my bound mission target), so this is a fight to the death!"
Yan Qinchao paused, then gazed deeply at Zong Yu. "Don't worry, senior brother. I won't let anyone steal me away."
Years later, they returned to the Immortal Realm.
Zong Yu regained his memories and turned to see his junior brother, whose sword light was powerful enough to tear the sky apart.
That power belonged to Immortal Venerable Nanqi himself.
Zong Yu: Holy crap!!! I spread all those rumors about the actual person?
His legs trembled, and he turned and ran for his life.
Behind him, Immortal Venerable Nanqi, Yan Qinchao, pursued him with sword light, each word striking him like a blow: "Senior brother, why are you running?"
*
Everyone in the Immortal Realm knew that the first thing Immortal Venerable Nanqi did after returning from his travels was slash apart the immortal palace of his old rival, Immortal Lord Shiyan.
What they didn't know was that, when no one was around, Immortal Venerable Nanqi leaned down and brushed a thumb over Immortal Lord Shiyan's lips. "Planning to seduce me and then abandon me again? Hmm?"
Zong Yu: Who could have guessed that Immortal Lord Shiyan was actually me?!!!
P.S. The bottom is Immortal Lord Shiyan. He just lost his memories and forgot.
P.S. 2: The story starts with both of them suffering amnesia. Two powerful figures use alternate identities to date.
P.S. 3: The aloof sword-wielding top fell for him twice VS the clingy, sweet-talking, narcissistic immortal lord bottom.
P.S. The blurb has been screenshotted.
Theme: People and animals should live together in harmony.
A reminder to sisters who want to get involved, this article is not updated stably. It has not been updated for almost a month now. Please proceed with caution. I don't know what the delay is, but at least put a request for leave? I have been following this article since it entered the thousand-word list. To be honest, I am a little disappointed.
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Can Jinjiang provide a function to report and complain against authors? That's not to say that you can't stop updating for a month or two due to various reasons. Whether it's writing a letter or something happens in real life, explain it well and put up a leave request note to give readers an explanation. It feels like spending money to buy garbage.
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I'm really disappointed. I originally liked this book. I bought this chapter and the previous one, but I couldn't bear to stop reading for so long. I originally planned to finish the following articles or buy them after a few more chapters, but now it seems that it may take several years to read the following articles, alas -.-
What do you think? Do you seriously want to finish this article? Still out of inspiration, time or something? The update interval is too long. I have forgotten all the previous plots. It's very uncomfortable to read now. It's really not possible. Can you stop updating for a while? Write more and save it and try to update it daily. It's such a mess now.
Can you please tell me about your request for leave? Don't make people wait all the time, okay?
Hell, it took 24 years for the 22-year-old novel to be completed. Don't you think your life has been very empty these past few years? It seems like you have lost a few years in the blink of an eye.
A reminder to sisters who want to get involved, this article is not updated stably. It has not been updated for almost a month now. Please proceed with caution. I don't know what the delay is, but at least put a request for leave? I have been following this article since it entered the thousand-word list. To be honest, I am a little disappointed.
Wow, thank you so much for taking the time out of your busy schedule to write another chapter to perfunctory us. It's updated every two months. Why don't you wait until the last day of the third month? Wouldn't that be better? Card v can also be done. If you can't meet the conditions to join V, just learn V honestly, and you can still barely forget that you stopped for a month or two. Think of it as generating electricity for love. Even if you only return part of it, treat it like I spent money to buy a lesson. If you are busy, you can put up a leave request note saying that you cannot update on time. I can understand it. I have done it so many times and there is no leave request note once, and it is not mentioned in the speech. Thank you very much. The main reason why your novel is still in my collection is because I wanted to wait for three months without updating it. I haven't updated it for a few months and have very few manuscripts. I feel like a beggar. If you're happy, you'll give me a chapter. If you don't have time, you won't update it. The point is, I spent money on it. Why should I be treated like this?
Can Jinjiang provide a function to report and complain against authors? That's not to say that you can't stop updating for a month or two due to various reasons. Whether it's writing a letter or something happens in real life, explain it well and put up a leave request note to give readers an explanation. It feels like spending money to buy garbage.
Please, if you can't meet the update requirements for entering v, just stop updating. Can you automatically resolve v and get the money back? Please, please
I'm really disappointed. I originally liked this book. I bought this chapter and the previous one, but I couldn't bear to stop reading for so long. I originally planned to finish the following articles or buy them after a few more chapters, but now it seems that it may take several years to read the following articles, alas -.-
What do you think? Do you seriously want to finish this article? Still out of inspiration, time or something? The update interval is too long. I have forgotten all the previous plots. It's very uncomfortable to read now. It's really not possible. Can you stop updating for a while? Write more and save it and try to update it daily. It's such a mess now.
Can you please tell me about your request for leave? Don't make people wait all the time, okay?
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good.
Wei Shen, you are so lucky.
Hell, it took 24 years for the 22-year-old novel to be completed. Don't you think your life has been very empty these past few years? It seems like you have lost a few years in the blink of an eye.