I'll Die If I Don't Become Everyone's Favorite

If he can't make himself irresistible to everyone within 31 days, he'll die.

Dazai Osamu: That's a pretty sweet deal~

All he has to do is wander around a bit and wait a month. Oh, wonderful!

In reality, once he started letting loose, everyone went crazy...

Chuya: My archenemy has got my blood vessels all worked up. I'm about to fucking explode!

Pairing: Double Black, Chuuya x Dazai

Theme: Don't take random pills