A Hungry Cat Will Eat Anything

Nakajima Atsushi: I'm so hungry, so hungry, so hungry! I'm seriously starving! Kagura: Here, have some vinegar kelp. Gintoki: Here's some strawberry milk. Hijikata: Here's some mayonnaise. Okita: Here's a carrot. Otae: Could you all act like decent human beings? Here, have a boxed lunch. Nakajima Atsushi: QAQ Waaah, you guys are all so nice! What's this dark thing? Otae: An omelet. Nakajima Atsushi: Oh! I haven't eaten one in ages. It tastes so... (his smile slowly freezes) A few seconds later, he got diarrhea. Luckily, he was tough enough to survive. Kitty (climbing into a cardboard box): I seriously want a human who'll feed me. CPs: Akutagawa/Atsushi, Chuuya/Dazai Theme: Hungry kitty banging on the bowl online, bang bang bang