Originally titled Lie Flat and Become an Immortal
After Lu Jinhua died from overwork, she transmigrated into a male-oriented fantasy harem novel.
There was the cannon-fodder girl, who was casually rescued by the male lead and never forgot him, willing to die for him; the lovesick master, heartbroken and trapped in a deep sleep, who was awakened by the male lead and then cast aside her dignity to fall madly in love with him.
The senior sister of Taoyuan Sect was as cool and distant as the moon, indifferent and aloof, and cold toward everyone. Yet she shared an unforgettable spiritual romance with the male lead, ultimately dying and vanishing from the world for his sake.
Lu Jinhua was unlucky enough to transmigrate as a useless, supporting-role nobody whose cultivation could only improve when someone else leveled up.
To level up, she decided to latch onto the male lead's harem.
But as she did, the plot changed dramatically.
The cannon-fodder girl became a cultivation maniac, practicing ten hours a day and leveling up at rocket speed. Once she awoke, the lovesick master ascended to immortality in broad daylight and took revenge on her enemies.
The senior sister cornered Lu Jinhua against a wall, her voice seductive: "Come to my room at midnight tonight."
Lu Jinhua: "Sure. The senior sister has a pure yin constitution. What have I got to fear?"
The next day, Lu Jinhua appeared long after sunrise, her neck covered in mosquito bites and her eyes ringed in black. She looked thunderstruck. "I must have read a fake book!"
The people of Taoyuan Sect had never seen such a lazy cultivator as Lu Jinhua. She got up long after sunrise and went to bed as soon as night fell, with a nap in between. And yet her cultivation kept shooting up.
Until one day, they watched Lu Jinhua emerge from the senior sister's room with her clothes in disarray. Her junior brothers and sisters put away their jealousy and, full of sympathy, offered her chives, oysters, goji berries, and all sorts of other things.
Lu Jinhua grabbed her junior brother by the collar and demanded the truth:
The senior sister had a pure yang constitution?!
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A cute senior sister who fights workplace bullying x a young demon lord who overthinks everything
As a "management prospect" at the foremost immortal sect, Chu Xia had enough sect duties on her hands to circle the cultivation world three times.
She proctored the outer sect exams, handled all the inner sect tutoring, taught the master's new disciples, and even had to make the sect's publicity materials and write its bulletin boards.
The sect leader always said, "At your age, you should do more and complain less. Work hard, and an elder's seat will be yours sooner or later!"
Chu Xia thought, "Sure, sure. As long as I can secure my place in the sect and become the one and only in my senior brother's heart, and a source of pride to my family."
But a prophetic dream burst her rosy bubble.
It turned out that even if she worked twelve hours a day and dared only to nap over the sect's paperwork, all that awaited her was year after year of stagnant cultivation, her Dao companion senior brother's endless cold stares and betrayals, and the terrible news that her beloved father had been brutally killed by the demons.
After waking from the dream, Chu Xia understood.
Longing for the impossible wears you down. Comfort food muddles your mind. Building your own life is what matters.
So she decided to give a hand to her junior brother, who had been cast aside by the sect, and quit the crazy rat race at the foremost immortal sect.
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Later on,
A younger cultivator: "Senior Chu Xia started from nothing and worked her way to immortality. She's truly in a league of her own!"
The Alliance Leader: "If she hadn't helped us during the chaos back then, who knows when the Immortal Alliance would have been rebuilt? I'd gladly hand her my position!"
The scumbag senior brother: "Once, I had a sincere love right in front of me, but I didn't cherish it..."
Fake junior brother, real demon lord: "Senior Sister risked making an enemy of the righteous path for me. She must have loved me for a long time. Strange people keep coming to see her, but I'm the only one destined for her."
Theme: The most important thing in life is to be happy
In the blink of an eye, the comment section of the article written by Teacher Di two years ago is also very happy. The article "About Teacher Liang and Teacher Di's Do's and Don'ts" two years ago has been updated to more than 10,000 words. Now Teacher Liang is starting to feel confused in his senior year, but I believe that the ship will naturally find its way to the bridge, and we are destined to meet! I hope that Teacher Di and everyone in the comment area will be happy every day and wish you everything~
The ending was too hasty and was cut off halfway through.
Even being a social animal is difficult. I respect your choice and wish you success in your work.
No update on August 10, 2023
No, why did you lie to me? Didn't we agree for a week?
I want to know who is trying to harm them.
As long as you don't cheat, you can do anything.
Don't be fooled, just come on.
To be honest, it's been so long that I forgot about it. Just read it and write it down. It's fine if you don't get into trouble.
Take your time, rather than getting into trouble, I would rather do weekly or half-monthly updates.
In the blink of an eye, the comment section of the article written by Teacher Di two years ago is also very happy. The article "About Teacher Liang and Teacher Di's Do's and Don'ts" two years ago has been updated to more than 10,000 words. Now Teacher Liang is starting to feel confused in his senior year, but I believe that the ship will naturally find its way to the bridge, and we are destined to meet! I hope that Teacher Di and everyone in the comment area will be happy every day and wish you everything~
The ending was too hasty and was cut off halfway through.
Even being a social animal is difficult. I respect your choice and wish you success in your work.
No update on August 10, 2023
No, why did you lie to me? Didn't we agree for a week?
I want to know who is trying to harm them.
As long as you don't cheat, you can do anything.
Don't be fooled, just come on.
To be honest, it's been so long that I forgot about it. Just read it and write it down. It's fine if you don't get into trouble.
Take your time, rather than getting into trouble, I would rather do weekly or half-monthly updates.