(Going VIP on Monday!) Retired esports player Nan Jiamu transmigrates into a danmei entertainment-industry novel, becoming a sleazy, pretty-boy mentor.
In the novel, he abuses his position as a mentor to drug the newly famous male lead. In the end, he is exposed by the female lead, the captain of his own boy band, and disgraced.
When Nan Jiamu arrives, the male lead is staring at him as if he were already dead. Still dazed and unsure what's going on, Nan Jiamu goes over to untie him, only to be pinned to the bed. The male lead's straight nose brushes against him.
"...I didn't do anything bad," Nan Jiamu protests, aggrieved.
The male lead's eyes darken, and he bites Nan Jiamu on the cheek.
Nan Jiamu freezes, his eyes widening. Tears well up, and he bursts into tears.
The female lead kicks open the door to save him. "Scumbag, let Lu Xiyu go!"
Seeing what's happening inside, she freezes, then shouts, "Lu Xiyu, let Mumu go!"
For the first time, the male and female leads start fighting.
But Nan Jiamu doesn't know that from then on, every time he tries to get the two leads together, they still end up fighting because of him.
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Lu Xiyu is an unreasonable lunatic, a stray dog no one wants. Some people fear him, some are intimidated by him, and some are drawn to his madness, only to be driven away by his arrogance and unpredictable temper.
"So... how did Nan Jiamu win you over?"
"He's an idiot. Being an idiot to the extreme is a talent in itself." Lu Xiyu lowered his eyelids, looking lazy. But as he yawned, he caught Nan Jiamu's bright, clear eyes looking his way.
Lu Xiyu frowned and clicked his tongue impatiently. "What, never seen someone hand themselves over?"
#It's no big deal. You don't even have to chase me. I'll throw myself at you in no time.#
P.S. 1. Lu Xiyu is the top. A pretty, naturally flirtatious bottom x a sharp-tongued, overconfident top who throws himself at him.
2. The bottom is an idiot, really, really, really stupid. Just because some people in the world are smart doesn't mean there can't be idiots too, right? QAQ
Coming Soon: The Beta Pretending to Be an Alpha on an A/O Dating Show
Wan Xia joins a popular interstellar A/O dating show featuring three alphas and three omegas. But he is neither an alpha nor an omega: he's a beta pretending to be an alpha.
What Wan Xia doesn't know is that although the show appears to have three alphas and three omegas, in reality there are one beta and five alphas.
That's right. Everyone else is an alpha!
Here are the dating show's contestants:
Contestant A: An imperial prince and leading candidate for the throne, a naturally gifted imperial commander, and a cold, unfeeling work machine. He's sent to the dating show for a makeover after a disastrous command performance.
Contestant B: The marshal's adopted son, a 6S-level alpha who can blow up both the battlefield and his teammates when sent to war. Hailed as the empire's most terrifying weapon and a demon king chosen by fate, he joins the show after a disastrous online romance.
Contestant C: An interstellar megastar, owner of countless properties and the richest man in the empire, a gorgeous beauty who pretends to be an omega with tears in his eyes, all to win over the alpha wife of his dreams. There's nothing wrong with being gay!!
Contestant D: The head of the Academy of Sciences and the son of a cabinet minister. At a young age, he earned dual doctorates in philosophy and psychology, as well as physiology. For some unknown reason, he pretends to be an omega despite being an alpha, and is the most popular omega in the galaxy.
Contestant E: ...
At their first meeting, the production team interviews Wan Xia about what he thinks of the contestants.
Wan Xia looks around. "They all seem pretty hopeless."
Then he proceeds to list the flaws of all five contestants.
Viewers: Is he an idiot? Has he even looked at himself?
The contestants A, B, C, and D, realizing it a little late: ...Actually, that kind of makes sense.
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On their first date, a contestant asks Wan Xia where he wants to go.
Wan Xia: "Come to my place and pick through the trash."
Viewers: Are you out of your mind?!!!
Yet the pampered geniuses grab tires in one hand and trash-can lids in the other, happily rummaging through garbage, then say they can't wait to come back next time.
*
The viewers gradually notice that the dating show is turning into a therapy program, a money-saving and financial-planning show, and a soldier-training center. Then, later on...
As they watch all six contestants ride a ramshackle little tricycle they built themselves straight into a bug nest, the viewers finally realize: What kind of show is this?
The director lights a cigarette with a weary sigh. "A dating show about picking through trash, killing bugs, chatting about life, and maybe falling in love along the way!!"
P.S. 1. The bottom is a poor mecha engineer obsessed with turning junk into treasure. He can fix both machines and dogs. His golden finger is ridiculously powerful, and he's extremely popular with everyone. There's only so much room in the blurb, so read the story for details. The tops... everyone handsome falls for the protagonist. I'll label the protagonist's love interests as soon as I've figured it out.
2. This isn't a conventional dating show, but there'll be plenty of romantic rivalry.
Theme: Life is worth living, and everything is lovable.
Self-demining: It's very ancient, very stupid, silly and stupid. She has nothing but beauty. She is a great Bking. But she fell in love with her at first sight and made all kinds of comments about her. She fell in love with her to death and couldn't bear it. It's this big piece of shit. QAQ
What a Mr. Xiao Yu who doesn't speak his mind straight but is too quick to think. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Isn't the scary thing stuck here? Big!
It was too rushed and the emotional line in the back was not delicate enough. To be honest, I really wanted to see the process of being frightened away by the attacker and bringing him back to the little black house sauce to stuff the trained dog.
It's so cool, this kind of character design and this kind of plot really poked at my sexual fetish.
Hahahahaha good rhythm brother
I really like you. When a person with a bad temper keeps tolerating you, he probably really falls in love with you.
Dear, please update it soon, dear
It's been almost a day, why hasn't it been updated yet?
Hahahaha, I love it so much. Mumu is so funny. Wait a minute, Mr. Lu's heart is spinning.
Self-demining: It's very ancient, very stupid, silly and stupid. She has nothing but beauty. She is a great Bking. But she fell in love with her at first sight and made all kinds of comments about her. She fell in love with her to death and couldn't bear it. It's this big piece of shit. QAQ
What a Mr. Xiao Yu who doesn't speak his mind straight but is too quick to think. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Isn't the scary thing stuck here? Big!
It was too rushed and the emotional line in the back was not delicate enough. To be honest, I really wanted to see the process of being frightened away by the attacker and bringing him back to the little black house sauce to stuff the trained dog.
It's so cool, this kind of character design and this kind of plot really poked at my sexual fetish.
Hahahahaha good rhythm brother
I really like you. When a person with a bad temper keeps tolerating you, he probably really falls in love with you.
Dear, please update it soon, dear
It's been almost a day, why hasn't it been updated yet?
Hahahaha, I love it so much. Mumu is so funny. Wait a minute, Mr. Lu's heart is spinning.