The Ultimate Ex-Winning Campaign [Quick Transmigration]

[A short story concluding one world. Read with caution.] There are always novels that claim to be about winning back your wife, when in reality the bottom gets tormented ninety-nine times for every one time the top does. Shi Shen is a seasoned Quick Transmigration veteran. He transfers to the Winning Back Your Lover Department, where his mission is to transmigrate as a supporting character and help the mistreated tops. And so he begins a series of outrageous operations. Scumbag top number one pours out his heartfelt grievances: "Do you think I cheated on you and gave you the cold shoulder because I wanted to? I only did it because you're straight and don't like me!" Shi Shen smiles. "Don't mention it. I straightened out the straight guy you bent." * Scumbag top number two threatens the bottom with a fake knife: "If you leave me, I'll castrate myself." Shi Shen smiles. "Don't mention it. I swapped it for a real knife." * Scumbag top number three has just climbed out of bed with his stand-in. He tells the bottom, who's caught him in the act: "You're the one I love. I just didn't want you to work too hard." Shi Shen smiles. "Don't mention it. I got your lover together with your beloved white moonlight." * Quick Transmigration veteran Shi Shen says, "A true scumbag top has the courage to face the consequences of trying to win their lover back." "I'm not stopping you from being together. But saying 'I love you' can't make all the hurt disappear." "If you cheat, you should castrate yourself. If you unlawfully imprison someone, you should go to jail. If you ruin someone's reputation, you should ruin your own." P.S. 1. The male lead has no romantic pairing. 2. The extras are in the author's collection. 3. The pace gets incredibly fast later on. Please add to your collection: "The Pretty Cannon Fodder Top Gets Devoured [Quick Transmigration]" To recover his memories, Chen Chen binds himself to a System and plays various cannon-fodder yandere characters in novels. But as he goes about his missions, the people he's supposed to make obsess over him always get in his way. * Chen Chen locks the door and throws away the key. "Behave yourself. Don't think about going out." The man, who should be resisting and struggling, nods. "If you can satisfy me." In the end, Chen Chen can't take it anymore and cries as he pries open the door, only for the man inside to grab him by the waist and drag him back. * Chen Chen lifts his chin. "You can go out, but you have to accept a love bug. You can't get more than three steps away from me." The man takes out a black box. "In exchange, you have to wear these too." Chen Chen is dumbfounded. In the end, Chen Chen lies unconscious in the man's arms, his face flushed. * Chen Chen learns his lesson and decides to go straight to the final step. He picks up a sharp knife and walks toward the man one step at a time. "I love you. Let's die together." The man tosses aside the gleaming knife hidden in his sleeve and smiles. "Just what I was hoping for." * Faced with the man's series of outrageous moves, Chen Chen is dumbfounded. "Which of us is the yandere, exactly?" P.S. 1. Pure-hearted, truly innocent, fake-yandere bottom x experienced, fake-proper, real-yandere top. 2. Written on July 16, 2021, and backed up. 3. I'll start writing once it reaches 200 pre-collections. Kisses! Theme: Equal love