The COSER's Essential Handbook

I'm an ordinary cosplayer. Yes, just the ordinary kind. Our cosplay group's leader seems to have some kind of serious problem (not really). They always come up with the strangest scripts, but at least they're better than those other scripts. And right now, I had just turned around on the pedestrian street. The red-brick building across the way was waving at me. No, I don't want to. At the time, I was cosplaying as Fantuan. Me: ...Hi. The Bungo Stray Dogs cast: ... = I lost the draw. The leader smiled at me and handed me a cosplay outfit for Mori the Scum, a custom design, too. Me: ... Why do I have to cosplay this scumbag, Mori Ogai? Then that very day, I put on the kimono in the dressing room, opened my eyes, and transmigrated again. Me: ...Why bother? Turned out I'd landed in the main world I'd visited last time. The Bungo Stray Dogs cast: Why is there another one? Me: :) Smile. = I was cosplaying as Oda Sakunosuke when I landed at the entrance to Lupin Bar. The bartender and I stared at each other. Me: ??? Bartender: Calm.jpg A certain Dazai passing by: (Excited.jpg)!!! A certain overworked salaryman who'd come to Lupin Bar for some reason: !! = But I realized that I transmigrated every time I cosplayed. Me: (Smile) Okay, so you're really doing this to me, huh? And there were surprises. Me: (Smile) No, those are scares. No matter which character I cosplayed, he, she, or it would transmigrate. Me: (Smile) This is hilarious. Even non-human species are showing up now. And other groups of transmigrators came along, so I had to outwit them without letting them discover that I was a transmigrator too. Book: That's right. They mustn't find out. Me: So you're behind this? Book: Smile.jpg Theme: Everyone in the world is full of joy, but love and I are at odds