After Being Forced to Reload, the Plot Started to Go Off Course

Get hit by a car when you go out? No big deal, just reload! Start with eight eggs? No big deal, just reload! Get stabbed out of nowhere while walking down the street? No big deal, just reload... But then the System bugs out. System: [Static... Warning... You have only one reload left...] Shirai Nozomu: ??? With death closing in, Shirai Nozomu is forcibly reloaded. Shirai Nozomu: Murderous intent activated.jpg After reloading, and repeatedly coming within a hair's breadth of death, Shirai Nozomu feels like he's become incredibly unlucky. So he decides to steer clear of danger. But the world doesn't seem inclined to let him have his way. After going around in circles, he ends up right back where he started. And when things start over, the friends he had before the reload begin a new script. Dazai Osamu grabs his hand and says, "You can't run away this time, Shirai-kun~" Nakahara Chuuya, the Port Mafia's "Gravity User," shields him. "You came back just to get yourself killed, you idiot?" The five members of the Police Academy gang throw their arms around each other and look at him with cheerful smiles. "Well, look who remembered to come back!" The kind Russian seems to have gone bad. Smiling at him, he says, "Shirai-kun, welcome to the new game..." Sakaguchi Ango pins him between himself and the others and says sternly, "This isn't a game!" A certain silver-haired hitman has taken up permanent residence next door. He stares at him and says, "A loser is a loser, but you're still a little useful." The great detective saw through it all long ago, and now he just clings to Shirai Nozomu and won't leave. A dramatic showdown is about to begin... Shirai Nozomu: Help! Why are none of these scripts going right?! The System says: You made this mess, so deal with it yourself. Notes: 1. OOC warning. 2. All the deaths are getting kicked out! Theme: A strange twist of fate