The Little Emperor's Beloved Turns Out to Be a Cat

As a cat, my daily routine is to eat, drink, sleep, and listen to gossip.

They say the palace is full of gossip. After spending so many years there, I've gotten a pretty good idea of what's going on.

So here's my advice:

Once you enter the palace, there's no going back.

Try petting a cat once, and you'll be meowing for life.

(First-person narration, any style goes. I'm letting the fun run wild.)

Theme: Try petting a cat once, and you'll be meowing for life