An embarrassing old work, written at an elementary school third-grade level... Aside from the shock of its sheer stupidity, there's nothing to be gained from reading it.
Sorry, but this story shares a continuous setting and the same protagonist as the neighboring novel, Time Cannot Be Kept. It also contains events from the latter half of that story. Once the other novel is complete, I'll flesh out this story and finish it as a bonus chapter.
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Five hundred years ago, a little cat was left behind in the mortal realm, along with a tale of love and loss.
Five hundred years later, when the cat gets another chance at love, will that true heart finally be hers?
Back then, Yaoyao saved the man who had died for her by stealing a supreme treasure from Heaven and Earth and overturning the world's fate.
But destiny had already been carved into the Three Lives Stone. With the treasure gone, Heaven and Earth fell into turmoil, and she had to win the man's true love for the treasure to return to its place.
When she finally found the fated man's reincarnation, he still held dear the moonlight that had once shone by his bedside.
Now that a snail maiden has appeared by his side, will he fall for her?
A great demon sneered from nearby. "I've wanted to devour your souls for ages."
Yaoyao: "Devouring souls is fine, but demons like you are best at toying with people's hearts. First, teach me how to win one true heart."
Who says we demons are best at toying with people's hearts? At least I have a heart. What about you immortals?
Yaoyao: "First, let me make this clear. I am neither immortal nor demon, neither human nor ghost. My name is Xinghe, my name is Yao, my name is Hundun.
The people of Chu once called me the Great God of Fate. The people of Qin called me the Western White Emperor. The Netherworld called me their Sovereign. The gods of the heavens called me Xuanyin. Fuxi called me the Original Form of the Two Principles, while Laozi called me Nothing.
"All of these are empty forms, not my true essence.
"I am the beginning of Heaven, Earth, mountains, and rivers, the Mysterious Female, the gateway to all wonders.
"How foolish I am! So confused!"
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When all things were first created, there was a being called Hundun. Hundun had no face, so Shu and Hu made a hole in it each day. On the seventh day, it died.
All things in the world are fleeting. Who are Shu and Hu, to make a hole each day?
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A silly beauty who is the supreme ruler of Heaven and Earth x a loyal, calculating