Please, Just Shut Up!

After more than six months of marriage, Bai Yueqing was fairly satisfied with their calm but cozy life together.

Then her silly husband read some random public account, and everything started heading in a surreal direction.

Husband: "Babe, I realized there are three people who like you."

Bai Yueqing: ...Oh no, did he find out that triplets confessed to me in kindergarten?

Husband: "They're me yesterday, me today, and me tomorrow."

The doorbell rang, and two more silly husbands appeared at the door.

They'd even copied and pasted the same hurt look!

Both of them, one on each side, accused the other two of being fakes!

At long last, Bai Yueqing made it through the third day, but it still wasn't over.

Husband: "I've gained weight."

Bai Yueqing: "Have you been sneaking midnight snacks behind my back again?!"

Husband: "No, because you're in my heart."

And just like that, Bai Yueqing shrank into a tiny matchstick person, completely bewildered as she was held against his chest.

Husband: "Do you know what my surname used to be?"

Bai Yueqing: ...I don't know if you ever changed your name, but I have a bad feeling about this...

Husband: "It used to be Qi. After I met you, it became 'Fu'!"

And just like that, his name no longer matched his ID, and he couldn't use online payments anymore.

Bai Yueqing: %￥￥#@... She gave her silly husband a thorough beating and used her authority to delete every public account that posted cheesy pickup lines.

But that didn't get rid of her strange ability to make things happen just by saying them...

Posted 2021.12.03

Theme: Sincere love won't be spoiled by a little hiccup.