Pay Up, or You'll Be Banned!

Escape games are an absolutely WONDERFUL public policy for improving the lives of low-ranking ghosts! A small NPC says this while holding ten billion game coins offered by a tester in one hand and a stolen Class A item in the other. What key item? What clue to clearing the game? How would I know? If you're not smart enough (or don't have money), don't ask. ...Well, look who it is. Long time no see, veteran player. Still alive? ...That's not enough ghost money. Throw in a Class A item and we have a deal. ...Out of money? Then I'm off. The testers in a certain game instance are a mixed bag, so the supervisor steps in to monitor things. He sees an NPC lounging on the boss's Simmons bed, eating Class A snack items stolen from players who reported them missing, acting brazenly and showing total contempt for the law. The supervisor stares for a long time at the little NPC, who's been caught and is now utterly hopeless, then says "Give me a kiss, and I'll leave one line off the report." Little NPC: ? So even your superiors manage to stay unsullied by the muck? [Warnings] 1. The bottom is a pretty little troublemaker who works conscientiously for no more than ten days before awakening the soul of a wage slave and starting to suck the capitalists dry. 2. The top is a supervisor who spent a thousand years keeping the game instances running properly, until the pretty little troublemaker charmed him into joining the same side to suck the capitalists dry. He appears in Chapters 22 and 23. [Completed novels] 1. Survival Qualification Test (mystery and suspense, infinite flow) 2. What's Wrong with Stealing a Little Yang Energy? (cute ghost bottom with a weak attack x domineering exorcist top) 3. After Turning Male, I Let My Brothers Kiss Me First (Why did I suddenly get fifteen fiancees?!) [Coming soon: Please, Shut Up!] After more than six months of marriage, Bai Yueqing is pretty satisfied with his peaceful but cozy married life. Then his silly husband reads some random social media account, and life starts taking a fantastical turn. Husband: Honey, I found out that three people like you. Bai Yueqing: ...Did that thing with the triplets confessing to me in kindergarten come out? Husband: They're me yesterday, me today, and me tomorrow. The doorbell rings, and two more silly husbands appear outside. Even their aggrieved expressions are copy-pasted! Each one accuses the other two of being fakes! They barely make it through the third day, but it still isn't over. Husband: I've gained weight. Bai Yueqing: You've been sneaking late-night snacks again?! Husband: No, it's because you're in my heart. And just like that, Bai Yueqing shrinks to the size of a matchstick and, bewildered, is held against his husband's chest. Husband: Do you know what my original surname was? Bai Yueqing: ...I don't know if you've ever changed your name, but I have a bad feeling about this... Husband: It used to be Qi, but after meeting you, I became lucky! And just like that, his registration information no longer matches his ID, and he can no longer make online payments. Bai Yueqing: %￥*#@... He beats his silly husband up and uses his authority to delete every account that posts cheesy pickup lines. But his husband's strange power to make things happen by saying them doesn't disappear... A romance between two childish idiots Explosive-tempered bottom x silly-dog top, sweet, sweet, sweet~ Published 2021.12.03 Theme: If you can't beat them, make them join you.