In his previous life, Li Mubai was an alchemy genius seen only once in a millennium. After more than ten years of devoted study, he thought he'd leave the mountain as an alchemy master revered by all. Instead, he encountered an even rarer genius, a once-in-ten-thousand-years talent who crushed him into the dirt and ended his life with a single sword strike. His wandering spirit remained bound to that person for more than ten years, watching the chosen one reach the pinnacle of the immortal path.
Reborn, Li Mubai says, "What alchemy? Dreams are precious, and no one can stop me from becoming a dashing, handsome sword cultivator!"
Han Tingyun, Grand Elder of the foremost sect, waited more than three hundred years to finally meet a genius disciple who suited him. But this genius was rebellious and insisted on learning sword cultivation. Han Tingyun was beside himself, constantly plotting how to recruit him as a personal disciple.
Round One: Paint him a rosy picture
Han Tingyun: "My future beloved disciple, if you become my student, I'll refine supreme pills for you every day. All you have to do is lie around, and you'll become an immortal."
Li Mubai shook his head firmly. "Pills are too bitter. I don't like taking medicine."
Han Tingyun: ...Should I add a pound of sugar?
"When I pass away, everything I own will be yours. The supreme immortal arts everyone seeks, heavenly treasures, and countless riches will all belong to you, my one and only disciple."
Li Mubai thought for a moment. "At your level, you could live for thousands more years. Isn't it a little early to say that?"
Han Tingyun: Should I drop dead right now so you can inherit everything?
Round Two: Gently persuade him. What's wrong with alchemy? He must have some kind of emotional scar!
Han Tingyun: "Good disciple, what's wrong with alchemy? Sword cultivators have to get up and practice before the sun is even out. It must be exhausting."
Li Mubai gazed at him. "But the heroes in storybooks are all sword cultivators in flowing white robes."
Han Tingyun looked at his alchemy cultivators' bright blue robes and took a deep breath. "From now on, alchemy cultivators can wear white robes too."
The alchemy disciple beside them asked in confusion, "Elder, didn't you say sword cultivators' white robes made them look shabby?"
Han Tingyun gritted his teeth. "Change into them!"
Round Three: Focus on the benefits of alchemy
Han Tingyun held a list of a thousand benefits of alchemy he'd come up with the night before and tried to persuade him patiently.
After listening carefully, Li Mubai fell silent for a long while. "But alchemy can't save the world."
Han Tingyun: ...
This isn't a standard monster-slaying, level-up cultivation novel. It's mainly about the genuine friendship between a group of boys.
Please add my new book, Old Gou Talks to Cats, to your collection!
Xu Gou, nicknamed Old Gou, is a single man earning five thousand yuan a month. Two thousand goes to his landlord, three thousand to takeout, and whatever's left buys cheap cat food for the strays. He's never considered adopting one, for the simple reason that he can't afford it.
His greatest talent is being broke. His second greatest talent is understanding cats. The talent he wishes he didn't have is also understanding cats. That second talent makes him even poorer. If the stray cats didn't meow in his ear all day about being hungry, he could spend the money he has left on a few cups of milk tea!
One day, as usual, Old Gou shuffled along in his flip-flops, carrying a plastic bag of cat food. He didn't want to go to the trouble of transferring it into another container, but if he brought the whole bag downstairs, he'd have to buy more in a couple of days. He was poor, so he had to save money. That wasn't pathetic!
As he poured food for the feline overlords, he heard two cats across the way meowing at each other.
Old Gou pricked up his ears. Had that cheater from a few days ago finally gotten what was coming to him?
Meow meow meow
"Reporting, General! The neighboring apartment complex has been captured by our forces!"
Good grief. Old Gou peeked sideways. That scrawny black cat was a general?
Meow meow meow
"You did very well. When we take over Earth, you'll all be the greatest heroes!"
Old Gou stiffened, his mind automatically conjuring up a scene of him bowing and scraping. Great leader, this is very bad! The cat people really are going to take over Earth!
Meow meow meow
"When the humans submit to us, we'll enslave them! We won't let them go to work. They'll stay home every day..."
Xu Gou could no longer hear the rest of the conversation. His mind was filled with just one thing: They won't let us go to work. He raised his long knife and struck the Great Leader from behind. Sorry, Great Leader, but they were offering too much!
And so, the traitor to Earth, Xu Gou, welcomed the first cat into his home. Its formal name was Xu Youzhi, and its nickname was Black Charcoal. Just like its name, it was black as coal and full of big ambitions!
Theme: The dreams and growth of young people
Many years later, when Sheng Xiaoyu had become the new head of the Chengying Sect, he would still often think of that blue morning when everyone was chanting about the return of the soul, even though he was just a forced bystander at that time. Cheng Yingshan exchanged his one thousand years for Li Mubai, which caused a sensation in the entire spiritual realm at the time. While people admire him, they are inevitably mixed with a bit of regret. Thirty years is enough to erase all traces of the two countries in Xizhou, let alone a thousand years on Chengying Mountain? Everyone believed that it would be difficult for anyone to step into the path of immortality in a thousand years, and recalling Li Mubai would be Chengying Mountain's last glimmer of glory before it fell into the abyss. They are undoubtedly wrong. Sheng Xiaoyu thought. Chengying Mountain in front of him was already filled with people. This is the first open enrollment in Chengying Mountain after a thousand years. For thousands of years, Chengying Mountain has not declined, but has become even more famous. "No matter how hard it is for someone to embark on the path to immortality", instead of becoming Chengyingshan's death sentence, it actually brought more geniuses to Chengyingshan. Every disciple who embarks on the path to immortality in Chengying Mountain eventually becomes a great evil. And the seniors also tacitly provide blessings to Chengyingshan. The hard work and goodwill finally brought about the popularity of this open enrollment. The once deserted ladder was now crowded with sweaty subjects. After the arrival of the millennium, the seniors began to travel around the spiritual realm together in twos and threes. The last person to leave was Xu Shiyi. Sheng Xiaoyu will never forget her blessing. For a period of time after the seniors left, Sheng Xiaoyu kept thinking about what was the reason that supported Chengying Mountain's everlasting prosperity, and what was the reason that attracted one after another to stay. He figured it out on a clear blue morning. This is not because of the rich heritage of Chengying Mountain, nor because of its illustrious achievements in eradicating evil heretics, nor because of its far-reaching reputation accumulated from generation to generation. The reason is in the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, persimmon, kaohe meat and fish. Therefore, Chengying has always protected his shortcomings, and Chengying people have always been family-loving. All Chengying people who want to go home must be able to go home. So many years later, when the Chengying Sect once again mobilized its entire army just because of a disciple who was greedy for grilled fish in the mortal world, the already mature leader Sheng, when faced with other people's questions, just answered: ——No regrets. Yes, the president heard this and had no regrets.
Biography of Li Mubai There is a mainland spiritual realm, which is divided into nine continents. People in the nine continents all regard cultivating immortality as their main road. No matter the nobles or common people, there are only a few who stand out. I only glimpse the shadows on the road to immortality. There are countless sects in Jiuzhou, and there are seven outstanding ones. The first one is Chengying. It is located in Dongzhou, and the mountain is named Chengying. Li is a disciple of Chengying. He has neither father nor mother. His full name is Li Mubai. He grew up in Chengying since he was a child. He later worshiped at the mountain gate and entered the inner gate, but his whereabouts disappeared. When Li Shiliu entered the inner gate, he encountered a battle with the Dan sword and became famous for the first time. At the age of eighteen, he entered the world and took assessments, experienced training, experienced battles, Cheng Ying arrived, and the country of Xu was saved, but the sword was cracked. Passing through Fengdu, going through reincarnations, everyone gained something. However, after encountering various things, they returned home sadly. They left Yongquan and went to Beiyu. During the sect competition and the trial in the water, the middle and large turtle appeared, but Chengying alone Li disappeared. Can't be found anywhere. Three years after the loss, I saw him in Jiao Yang, but all the past events were forgotten. Another five years later, the Northern Territory was in chaos, and external evil spirits invaded, and everyone fought hard. After another four years, the evil spirits from outside the territory rose up, and finally fought against Chengying, and all the evil spirits were wiped out. Drink elixir, see the great road, and get what you want. Li will not return. As a young man, he is full of energy and lives up to his ambitions. The journey is dangerous, but the sun finally shines. (1) Chengying's disciples don't care about their age, status, or spiritual roots. They only have two levels: stepping on the ladder to heaven and asking questions. At the beginning of his apprenticeship, he touched the cauldron, and the light was as bright as day. His talent in alchemy was evident, and everyone was shocked. An elder, Han Tingyun, wanted to accept him as his disciple, but he refused, saying, "I want to practice swordsmanship." Han was angry, and Li knelt down and replied: "General Jiao cultivates Taoism, and he will live his life without regrets." He stood up and turned to the swords. The sword was bright. It was a wooden sword. The name of the sword was Shen Shen. It was said that it was a quasi-sage's sword. It was at the bottom of the Hundred Swords list. This was the first light after being silent. Li got his wish and repaired the sword. Getting started, training, Elder Qiu, okay
When I was scrolling through the comments, I clicked in and found out that a lot of extras had been added. Unfortunately, I had almost forgotten the previous article, so it was hard to comment on it. After all, if Resurrection from the Dead were to be included in the main article, I would inevitably have some malicious supplements. Another thing is that when I only saw the first one or two pages, I almost thought I was reincarnated (I secretly complained: It looks like an old friend, but in fact I am a new guest. I personally hate the drama of who is who). Generally speaking, his deeds were spread and praised throughout Jiuzhou, and Chengying was as he wished, safe and happy, and I was fortunate enough to return. In short, I would like to offer my best wishes here: Welcome back, Li Mubai, may the rest of your life go well, and may you get what you want.
It hurts too much (??) After watching it, I hugged my head and cried in bed. At first, I thought reincarnation meant that everything went back to the starting point and the male protagonist experienced it again. Then I found out that the male protagonist died and his soul disappeared in exchange for everyone being resurrected. It was so painful. In the long years of practicing Taoism in the future, there will no longer be Li Mu among the three little ones. To put it bluntly, Cheng Ying's senior brothers no longer have such a junior brother. When the elder wakes up, he doesn't know how he feels in his heart. The bastard disciple who he sacrificed his life to protect changed his fate against the will of heaven, erasing the nightmare of the elder brother, resurrecting all the lives buried in the ground, and resurrecting all the dead. Can we get a glimpse of the beautiful future without Li Mubai??????????
Thanks, I cried myself to death in the middle of the night Elder Han finally waited until Mu Bai finally recognized him in this life, but in a blink of an eye, Mu Bai was gone. Why did you kill me!!! Qaq
In addition, I read the last few chapters while listening to Sanwu's "Xiaoyao Xian", and I felt that it fit the song very well (meaning I cried when I saw the woofing sound at the end)
Oh My God! You really dropped a bomb and ran away! What happened to Mu Bai in the end? Don't let anything happen. Everyone is still waiting for you to go home. Daoyan and Elder Han are also upset. I hope the extra chapter can give them a happy ending Finally, I finish scattering flowers and thank you for accompanying me. (By the way, are you asleep? I can't sleep)
He actually made a supplement!!!!!!!
I don't understand. Master, is Senior Brother Meng San's wife still alive? Junior sister, are you alive? I always feel alive and yet not alive, and this is the finale, the great consummation, right? But it's still so cruel, God has no eyes
I feel like I'm missing a few extras. Qwq Why don't you talk about Xie Xiu?