I know how to resolve V, and I'm sorry to have kept you lovely readers waiting. Please don't buy this.
Xia Jingzhi transmigrates into a book, landing in a novel set in a bygone era as the youngest and most adored child in her family.
Her older siblings are all married, and her nieces and nephews are only two or three years younger than her. As the late-born daughter of the brigade Party secretary, she's been doted on by her parents and siblings her whole life, and is famous throughout the brigade for being lazy.
The brigade aunties think, "So what if she's pretty? If she can't work in the fields and earn work points, it's no use. Even being the secretary's daughter won't help. Who would marry a lazy girl like that and worship her like an ancestor?"
Who could've guessed there really would be someone blind enough to do it?
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Because of his father, Lin Fengmian leaves the military and goes to stay with his aunt, hoping to avoid trouble for a while. He never expects the secretary's daughter to take a fancy to him and insist on marrying him, no matter what.
To keep his aunt's family in peace, he reluctantly agrees.
On their wedding night, just as he's about to make do sleeping in a chair, the young woman suddenly tosses him a quilt and lifts her chin. "I'm frail, so I have to sleep in the bed. You sleep on the floor."
Lin Fengmian grits his teeth. His stubborn streak kicks in, and he tosses the quilt back before lying down beside her with a cold face.
Xia Jingzhi: "?" Wasn't he supposed to be avoiding her at all costs?
Worried that their son-in-law might mistreat their late-born daughter, the old secretary and his sons sneak out every few days in the middle of the night, carrying a ladder to peek over the wall and check whether she'd been wronged.
Instead, they hear their lazy girl's coquettish voice from inside: "Lin Fengmian, the water's too hot. How am I supposed to wash my feet? Look, they've turned red."
The man tests the water, his voice gentle as he coaxes her. "It is a little hot. I'll add some cold water."
The three men perched on the wall exchange baffled looks.
What on earth is going on?!
Marriage first, love later. Completely fictional setting!!!
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Recommending my other ongoing novel:
The Real Heiress Goes Viral on a Survival Show
Chu Fengyue transmigrates into a book, becoming the cannon-fodder real heiress in a sweet romance novel.
The heroine and the original owner are both in showbiz. Their parents look at her with contempt.
"Nanxing was raised by us. You compete with her at every turn and still fall short in everything. We can only tell people you're the Nan family's adopted daughter, so you don't embarrass the family!"
Even her younger brother says, "Nanxing is the only one I recognize as my big sister."
The metaphysics expert couldn't care less.
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The most popular survival show on the internet is premiering. Its rules are outrageous: contestants can steal airdropped supplies from each other.
When Chu Fengyue draws a circle on the ground with a branch, her haters seize the opportunity to pounce.
"Praying for blessings? Asking Heaven to send you supplies? [Dog head]"
The supplies seem to be guided by a homing signal, dropping one after another right inside the circle. The hater contestants are dumbfounded.
Faced with doubts from across the internet, the director explodes. "What's going on with the airdrop team? Did they take bribes?!"
The airdrop team is terrified. "We don't know what's happening! The plane keeps flying there on its own! qaq"
The celebrity contestants eye the supplies in the circle greedily. People who can't stand Chu Fengyue go straight over to steal them, and she doesn't stop them.
The contestants who steal the supplies are happy for all of two seconds before one mishap after another strikes.
Netizens: What the hell? How did you manage to experience every bit of bad luck you'll ever have in your life in just ten minutes?!
Qingxuan, a Taoist master called in by his disciple to watch the livestream, hurries online, his expression grave.
"Never mess with a feng shui master's belongings. At best, you'll suffer three calamities and nine misfortunes. At worst, you'll drop dead on the spot! Our fellow cultivator showed mercy, so they only got a small lesson."
Netizens are left speechless. "Master, do you have some kind of misunderstanding about the meaning of mercy? Is the metaphysics world always this ruthless?"
The haters tremble, and the production crew is forced to change the rules.
When filming begins for the second season, netizens notice that a certain rich second-generation top-tier star has gone from looking down on Chu Fengyue to treating her with the utmost respect.
Netizens sympathize: "What happened to you during that ten-day break?"
The top-tier star climbs a tree to pick wild fruit, tears welling in his eyes.
Don't ask. It's just a father's love.
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The family faces a major crisis. They hear of a metaphysics expert in the industry who's both hard to meet and exceptionally skilled at feng shui.
Nan family parents spend more than half their fortune just to get an audience. When they see who's lounging in the seat of honor, calmly sipping tea, they stare in shock.
"You..."
Chu Fengyue smiles.
"I heard you wanted to see me?"
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There is a male lead, but he's a background character who appears late.
#The Metaphysics Expert's Daily Face-Slapping#
Fictional setting! Entirely fictional!!!
This is all made up, so don't scrutinize the details.
All the animals hunted in the story were released by the production crew!
Theme: A sweet and happy little life