Chu Fengyue transmigrated into a sweet romance novel as the cannon-fodder biological daughter.
The heroine and the original host were both in show business, and her parents looked at her with disdain.
"Nan Xing was raised by us. You compete with her in everything, yet you're inferior to her in every way. In public, we can only call you the Nan family's adopted daughter, so you don't bring shame on the family!"
Her younger brother also said, "Nan Xing is the only sister I acknowledge."
The metaphysics grandmaster couldn't care less.
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The most popular survival variety show on the internet was about to begin. Its rules were outrageous, allowing contestants to steal airdropped supplies from one another.
When Chu Fengyue drew a circle on the ground with a branch, the haters pounced.
"Praying for blessings? Asking Heaven to send you supplies? [Smirking dog]"
One after another, supplies fell into the circle as if they were being targeted, leaving the hater contestants dumbfounded.
Faced with doubts from the entire internet, the director exploded. "What's going on with the airdrop team? Did you take bribes?!"
The airdrop team was horrified. "We have no idea! The plane just wouldn't stop flying over there qaq"
The celebrity contestants eyed the supplies in the circle covetously. Those who couldn't stand Chu Fengyue went straight over to take them, and she didn't stop them.
The contestants who stole the supplies were happy for all of two seconds before mishap after mishap struck.
Viewers: Holy crap! How did you manage to experience every bit of bad luck in your entire life in just ten minutes?!
Daoist Qingxuan, summoned by his disciple to watch the livestream, hurried online, his expression grave.
"You can't just touch a feng shui master's things. At best, you'll suffer three calamities and nine disasters, with bad luck dogging you. At worst, you'll end up a corpse on the spot, dead in an instant! Our fellow cultivator was kind and held back, so you only got a small warning."
The viewers were stunned. Daoist, do you have some misunderstanding about what it means to be kind? Is the metaphysics world really this ruthless?
The haters trembled, and the production team was forced to change the rules.
When filming began for the second season, viewers noticed that a certain rich second-generation top-tier star had gone from looking down on Chu Fengyue to treating her with the utmost respect.
Viewers were sympathetic. "What happened to you during those ten short days off?"
The top-tier star, climbing a tree to pick wild fruit, had tears in his eyes.
Don't ask. It was all thanks to his dear father's loving care.
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The family faced a major crisis. They heard that a metaphysics grandmaster, notoriously difficult to hire, was the best at adjusting feng shui.
Nan family's parents spent over half their fortune to get a meeting. When they saw who was lounging in the main seat, leisurely drinking tea, they were dumbstruck.
"You..."
Chu Fengyue smiled.
"I hear you wanted to see me?"
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There is a male lead, but he's just a background character and appears late.
#The Metaphysics Grandmaster's Daily Face-Slapping#
Fictional setting! Fictional setting!! Fictional setting!!!
Entirely made up. Don't overthink it.
All animals hunted in the story were released by the production team!
Do not hunt or eat wild animals!
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New novel: I Won by Doing Nothing After Transmigrating into a Wealthy Heiress
Huangfu Mingzhu had transmigrated into a book again, this time bringing along her old partner, the gossip System.
Gossip System: "A wealthy heiress betrays her own brother for love, stealing her family's bidding documents for the heir of a rival company. She thinks she's living a perfect love story, but she's already fallen into a trap..."
The wealthy family's secret history sent chills down her spine. Huangfu Mingzhu shook her head with a sigh. "Oh my god, which poor girl is that? You really shouldn't be so love-struck."
System: "You, obviously! Surprised? Didn't see that coming?"
Huangfu Mingzhu: "...?"
Help! She didn't want to be Wang Baochuan!
*
At a party.
Her white-lotus stepsister played the victim, while a rich young lady beside her rushed to her defense.
Gossip System: [That rich young lady doesn't know it yet, but her white-lotus best friend is actually her father's illegitimate daughter. Her father has a long-lost love he could never have... and that's your stepmother! Haha, you're actually all sisters! You're one big, loving family~]
Huangfu Mingzhu: "..."
What a mess that rich circle is.
Her own father came out to take charge.
Gossip System: [Your dad doesn't even know he's been raising his archenemy's daughter all these years. And speaking of your dad, he has a little hobby. When he's stressed, he likes to wear a wig and women's clothes. He even has a photo album of himself in his room, and his favorite outfit is a qipao...]
Huangfu Mingzhu: "...Cough, cough!!!"
Shut up! That's so disturbing! Stop, I can already picture it!
Then a second male lead who was a lovesick puppy made his entrance.
Gossip System: [He's the most tragic character in the whole book. Through a twist of fate, he falls in love with his own sister, tormented by the constraints of morality and the anguish of his feelings...]
[The two rabbits he used to keep were siblings, and they had a litter together. So now he pretends to be a rabbit at home every day. Little white rabbit, white and bright~ Two little ears standing upright~]
Huangfu Mingzhu: "..."
I respect your choices and wish you well.
Finally.
Huangfu Mingzhu found it strange that several famous rich ladies in the industry hadn't come to the gathering, and only their husbands were there to keep up appearances. So she asked her System.
System: [That's just little gossip. They all hired male escorts together and partied so hard they ended up in the ICU. Don't be fooled by how their husbands are smiling right now. Their teeth are practically grinding to dust.]
Huangfu Mingzhu: "..."
You call that little gossip?! Then what counts as big gossip? Tell me!!!
If you're interested, cuties, add it to your collection! Sending you love, mwah~
Theme: Always believe in yourself