Career-focused straight woman x class monitor who lives by the rules of male virtue
When Yu Fei was young and foolish, she wronged someone she shouldn't have.
Well, it wasn't exactly that she wronged him. On their wedding day, she simply sent back the man promised to her since birth, just as he was, and dissolved their engagement over a drink in front of all the gods and Buddhas.
She thought she'd done a great thing. After all, she had barely met the Heavenly Grandson, and the one he loved had to be the hibiscus fairy he'd grown up with.
To bring the two of them together, Yu Fei was "reluctantly" banished to the mortal realm. She'd been in such a hurry when she left that she'd forgotten to pack her belongings. By the time she arrived in the mortal world, she was completely broke.
But no matter. Yu Fei slipped into the cultivation world and set up a small stall. A wooden sign in front read:
Take the tribulation in your true form: I can take on heavenly tribulations, earthly tribulations, lightning tribulations, fire tribulations, and more. (Love tribulations not accepted.)
Thanks to her divine body, she made a fortune in just a few days and lived a carefree, happy life.
Until one day, a strange customer came to her stall.
The customer said nothing, only handed her a slip of paper with his birth date and time.
Yu Fei glanced at it and frowned. "Love tribulations aren't..."
When she recognized the customer's face, the word "accepted" caught in her throat.
It was none other than the Heavenly Grandson she had once "returned intact."
Yu Fei made awkward conversation. "Your Highness, the Heavenly Grandson, and the Hibiscus Fairy are in perfect harmony. Where did this love tribulation come from?"
Then the pampered Heavenly Grandson leaned down and uttered a single, heavy word:
"You."
#What to do when an ex you never actually dated accuses you of dumping him#
#I thought I was doing him a favor#
#He thinks I abandoned him#
Reader's guide:
1. The rules are the rules: 1v1, happy ending.
2. Maybe it's a silly comedy.
Coming soon: The Whole Three Realms Know About My Rumors with My Archrival
Goddess Who Nurtures All Things x Yama Who Says Everyone Can Go Die
Hua Qing, the Spring Goddess, has an archrival she can't get along with at all: Fu Xiaochen, the sour-faced master of the Hall of Yama.
The seedlings she'd painstakingly nurtured would be smacked dead by Fu Xiaochen in the blink of an eye. The little figurines she'd spent all night crafting, the ones she was most proud of, would be led into the Hall of Yama by Fu Xiaochen the very next day.
Unable to stand it any longer, she went to the underworld to confront Fu Xiaochen. In the middle of their scuffle, they accidentally fell into the River of Forgetfulness.
When they climbed out, Hua Qing pointed angrily at Fu Xiaochen. "Why are you wearing my face?"
Fu Xiaochen: ...
They had switched bodies.
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The Spring God's Hall was swamped with work, so Hua Qing personally taught Fu Xiaochen how to write the Book of Fates. "So-and-so is a peerless genius..."
So-and-so is a peerless genius...
Fu Xiaochen wrote in big strokes: So-and-so squanders all his wealth!
Hua Qing really wanted to hit him, but since it was her own body, she could only look fierce while gently stroking his hair. "That's not right."
Fu Xiaochen crossed it out and rewrote it: So-and-so gets sent to the executioner's block!!!
Hua Qing: ...
In just a few days, the whole Celestial Realm was abuzz: The master of the Hall of Yama had been frequently visiting the Spring God's Hall, writing the Book of Fates with the Spring Goddess. They were affectionate, laughing and talking together...
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At the end of the year, the Queen Mother had someone announce a vote for the best deity.
Hua Qing in Fu Xiaochen's body: "Obviously, it's Hua Qing: gentle and kind, like a spring breeze bringing rain."
Fu Xiaochen in Hua Qing's body: "It has to be Fu Xiaochen: decisive, forceful, and true to his word."
The gods: !!! I knew they were real!!!
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"At the beginning of life, she sends them on their way from afar; at its end, he welcomes them from afar."
Reader's guide:
1. 1v1, happy ending.
2. A sweet, healing story.
Theme: A prosperous life is built with your own two hands
It's very beautiful, very warm. It's just that everyone is so miserable
Hahahaha, the way the heroine changes her body is probably similar to the way Bai Qian transforms into a white gauze covering her eyes.
What An Yi said to his master was great and right. It doesn't mean that there can't be fairness because he is a harmer.
[Laughing and crying] The Dharma Protector has such a vicious mouth, hahaha
I understand, this black cat is the heroine's partner [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
[Crying loudly][Crying loudly][Crying loudly] I loved it so much that I stayed up late to finish it.