My Junior Sister Always Has a Killing Remark

[This story reads like someone possessed the author] [Main Cast Version] Fang Que, junior sister of Tianyu Sect, is delicate and soft, fair-skinned and beautiful, gifted, diligent, and studious... She's perfect in every way, except that she has a mouth. Fang Que has three legendary exploits on her record. She killed an obsessive ex with a single sentence... Obsessive young man: I really love Big Sister so much that I want to kill her and preserve her in spices, so she can be with me forever. Fang Que: Mm, I love you too. I love you so much I want to make you into cured meat and hang you up. It keeps for ages and goes great with a meal. Obsessive young man: ??? She killed a villainous demon lord with a single sentence... Demon Lord: Your Tianyu Sect's fancy moves are so pathetic, you couldn't get hot food even if you ate shit. Fang Que: What, have you ever managed to get any hot food? Demon Lord: ... She killed a passerby senior brother with a single sentence... Kind-hearted Senior Sister: Our Que'er is famous throughout all the sects. How about I play matchmaker for you... Fang Que: No need, Senior Sister. All Que'er wants in this life is freedom. My heart belongs to the mountains and rivers. He Shan, who happened to be passing by: !!! #Junior Sister doesn't need her legs to win a duel. Every move is deadly, and it's all thanks to her mouth# #When Junior Sister goes crazy, she even curses herself# [Worldbuilding Version] This is a System for testing plotlines. The System was created through the painstaking efforts of hundreds of xianxia authors, all with varying skill levels and wildly different styles. Each map is an author's column, the most secret part of their inner world. Here, they sip tea and discuss swordsmanship with the characters they created. Here, they personally test the plots they write. They hide here to escape the noisy, chaotic real world. Until one day, the System turned evil, and they all disappeared. Reading Guide: 1. Happy ending. A goofy yet cool story. The female lead acts goofy, while the male lead is genuinely cool. 2. Both leads are romantically inexperienced. The female lead's previous relationship was in name only. 3. Not a traditional xianxia story. The System will be central to the plot. Pre-release: Little Martial Uncle Cool, aloof fake junior sister x urbane, roguish real martial uncle Xu Ling was famous in the cultivation world for being a shameless libertine. After his beautiful master passed away, the word "old" was added to the front of that reputation, turning him into an "old libertine." Xu Ling became a martial uncle. With his handsome face, Little Martial Uncle swept through the world of romance, living the good life. Then one day, the "old libertine" bit into an ice cube and lost a tooth. Xu Ling: Girl, give me a smile. Qi Yao: ... Xu Ling: Not smiling? Fine, then I'll give you a smile. Later, his beautiful master miraculously returned to life, her consciousness restored. At the restoration ceremony, his beautiful master sat high above, looking down at the rebellious disciple kneeling at her feet. In a cool, clear voice, she said: Would you like me to give you a smile? Xu Ling: ... Master, please have mercy on me. #The junior nephew I flirted with turned out to be my master# #My master is responsible for every single one of my romantic entanglements# Reading Guide: 1. By the rules of the martial world, one-on-one, happy ending. 2. The male lead is a master of romance in theory, but turns into a coward when it comes to practice. Theme: Don't lose yourself in illusion. In the end, you must return to reality.