Song Xi was a bamboo demon who was born in the blessed land of cave heaven and was lucky enough to become an immortal.
After ascension, if you want to officially have a fairyland establishment, you must do crazy tasks to earn points.
But he didn't want to curl up, he just wanted to lie flat and get rotten.
He changed the table when the Immortal Emperor was picking up food, he was late for the Immortal family gathering, and he made up for his sleep during promotion assessments.
Gay friend: You are very brave.
Song Xishi: Yeah.
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Xianjing stipulates that Tianjie civil servants must complete assessment tasks, including but not limited to:
Help xxx and xxx lalang.
Help xxx get rich.
Help xxx reach the peak of life.
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Because he is about to fail the KPI assessment, he has to accept a new task - to redeem the villain.
This villain was predicted by the star official to become a demon that would destroy the world in two hundred years.
He was numb.
Gay friend: "It doesn't matter, just wash, cook and sew clothes for him, be a male mother and give him warmth and love."
"Thank you, but do you think lazy people can do this?"
Good friend:…
Good gay friend: "I heard that that person is gay. If it doesn't work out, just use your beauty..."
Get out!
How could he, who was so beautiful and graceful as an immortal, do such immoral things?
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Song Xi still started the road to redemption, gritted his teeth and worked hard to learn to be a male mother.
At that time, the male protagonist was a low-level disciple of a certain immortal sect and was bullied by others.
The male protagonist was about to be arrested and taken to draw blood to refine the furnace. Song Xishi kicked the crowd away, smiled like the spring breeze, and asked the male protagonist softly:
"Have you eaten? Shall I cook some noodles for you?"
But the male protagonist asked him warmly: "Brother, have you eaten?"
His stomach growled: "No."
Male protagonist: "Then I'll cook for you."
"You can cook???"
"Yeah." The male protagonist answered honestly:
"I can also do laundry, tailoring, shoe soles, weaving, and sewing..."
Song Xishi's eyes lit up and he immediately became happy.
He decided to adopt the male protagonist as his little brother.
From now on.
He happily raised the male protagonist to be a male mother.
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But one day, things started to go wrong.
The hero falls in love with him.
Song Xi was afraid and began to run away. However, the male protagonist went crazy, turned Xianjing upside down, and kidnapped people back.
The male protagonist held him within a small space, his eyes never leaving:
"If you leave me, I will destroy the fairy world. Or -"
"I will keep you by my side forever and ever, never leaving you."
In the old days of the Song Dynasty: .
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"What's the point of asking for this immortality?"
"If there is no love and hate, this immortal immortal body is nothing more than a body."
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The flower of the high mountain redeems the paranoid, beautiful and miserable Mary Su Shuang
I don't love you → I lie to you → I hate you → I love you
●Happy sand sculpture style
●Qingtian who doesn't want to be abused
Xianjie Small Theater
After Song Xi found out that Shen Yuexing was a yandere and crazy critic, he was afraid and hesitated and wanted to escape.
"The hero is crazy! He's scared!"
The emperor knew that there would be problems in his redemption process, so he threw him a book——
"The Great Devil's Guide to Redemption"
Emperor Jiuxiao: "This book is a heavenly secret that can point you in the right direction."
So Song Xi returned to the lower realm and operated according to the salvation guide.
When the male protagonist is enraged and kills everyone——
"Guide to Redemption" Tip: Please give him a loving hug.
When the male protagonist is jealous and crazy——
"Guide to Redemption" command: Hug him, or kiss him.
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When the male protagonist turns Xianjing upside down——
"Guide to Redemption": Don't reject his marriage proposal. Just follow him.
! ! ! !
Ying.
#After redeeming the villain, I caught up with myself#
#It's not in vain, it's not in vain at all#
Intention: Go through fire and water, enjoy it as sweet as sugar
