The Golden Dragon Transmigrates into a Book and Becomes a Sensation in Showbiz

Long Qiqi had slept for many years. When she finally woke up, she found herself in a book as a cannon-fodder villainess. The villainess was as beautiful as peach blossoms, but her professional abilities were practically nonexistent. She appeared in the original story for only three chapters before being written out. When Long Qiqi transmigrated into the story, her agent was just about to hand her a severance package and terminate her contract. Long Qiqi: Sure. Seeing the dark clouds swirling over her agent’s forehead, Long Qiqi kindly warned her, “You’re going to suffer a bloody disaster.” Agent: “What? I’m going to suffer a bloody disaster, and you’re calling me crazy?!” The very next second, the agent fell outside Long Qiqi’s home and got a nosebleed. Long Qiqi: “I told you, but you wouldn’t believe me.” Shrugs.jpg Soon, rumors spread online that Long Qiqi was a crow spirit in human form. Long Qiqi: “? I’m a dragon, thank you.” * After ending her contract, Long Qiqi joined a variety show called The Road to Survival on a Deserted Island, both to support herself and to earn enough for her glittering cave abode. The first day of filming. The skies were clear, without a cloud in sight. The guests set out together to find water. Long Qiqi kindly advised them, “You don’t need to look for water. It’s going to rain soon.” The guests: “??? The sun is blazing, and you’re telling us it’s going to rain?” No one believed her. Then, the rain came pouring down in an instant. Everyone got soaked to the bone, shivering with cold as they trudged back in a miserable state. Long Qiqi held up a leaf she had prepared in advance and smiled mysteriously. Fresh water, get! The second day of filming. Dark clouds hung low, and thunder rumbled. Long Qiqi kindly warned her fellow guests, “Your foreheads are dark. I’m afraid disaster is coming. You should leave your tents and come with me.” The guests: “??? Are you crazy, or am I?” No one believed her. Then a bolt of lightning struck, and a dead tree came crashing down. The guests, sitting in their tents and waiting for the rain to stop, were all caught in the disaster. Long Qiqi stood there holding a satellite phone, like a goddess descended from heaven. From then on, Long Qiqi’s reputation as a jinx spread far and wide. The rumor was that nobody who had ever been cursed by her escaped unscathed. Long Qiqi: “??? I’m a dragon, thank you.” * Legend has it that golden dragons are born as auspicious beings. Being near one drives away misfortune and brings good fortune. Long Qiqi: “That’s exactly right.” And so, more and more people found themselves escaping danger or coming into great wealth after Long Qiqi gave them advice. The internet finally caught on. Who on earth said our Qiqi was a jinx? Our Qiqi is a lucky charm! Aaaaaah, Qiqi is a lucky charm! I’m going to rub all her luck off! Rub her as hard as I can! Fan: “Qiqi, I’m your fan. Let me rub some of your good luck off on me.” Long Qiqi: “I’m a dragon.” Fan: “Qiqi, can I shake your hand? I want to get some of your lucky charm energy.” Long Qiqi: “I’m a dragon.” Fan: “Qiqi, I drew this picture for you.” Long Qiqi took a look. It was a little lucky carp with a human head and a fish’s body. Long Qiqi closed her eyes. I’m a dragon, I’m a dragon, I’m a dragon! I’m a golden dragon, a lucky carp that leapt through the Dragon Gate and transformed. A perfectly ordinary golden dragon who can see people’s fortunes. Theme: !