[The new book Gluttonous Beast Focuses on Eating on a Dating Show is now available.]
[Pre-order: The Metaphysics Master Transmigrates Into the Pitiful Real Heiress]
Blurb:
Gu Yanyan, a second-generation metaphysics practitioner, transmigrates into a novel about a fake and real heiress, becoming the despised cannon-fodder fake heiress.
The fake heiress is arrogant and domineering, looks down on the poor, and has a face as thick as a city wall.
In the end, after offending the real heiress heroine and the domineering CEO hero, they join forces to crush her, and she gets written out of the story.
Thinking of the fate awaiting the fake heiress, Gu Yanyan makes a quick getaway.
*
After leaving the Bai family and becoming all alone, Gu Yanyan discovers that she is now two thousand years in the future, still in the same world.
Metaphysics has fallen into decline, ghosts drift through the streets, and the once-great Gu family has vanished so completely that no one even knows whether it has any descendants. Even the Gu family manor has been declared a protected site by the government, and visitors have to buy tickets to enter.
To restore the Gu family's glory, Gu Yanyan has no choice but to return to her old line of work.
Draw talismans, tell fortunes, read feng shui, catch ghosts and banish evil spirits: she does it all.
"Sir, judging by your face, you're about to lose some money."
"You're a top-tier star. I see dark clouds hanging over your head. Someone seems to be plotting against you."
*
The real heiress is reborn and immediately returns to her biological parents. Given a second chance, she is determined to ruin the fake heiress's reputation!
But the fake heiress doesn't take the bait at all. As soon as she learns what's going on, she turns around and leaves.
The real heiress sneers: Keep pretending! We'll see how you cry when no one's looking!
After a while, the fake heiress, who was supposed to end up begging on the streets, has become a sought-after guest of CEOs, film emperors, and screen queens alike. The powerful spend fortunes just to get one talisman or fortune reading from her.
The real heiress: ???
The following is a preview of an upcoming book:
After waking from a nap, the gluttonous beast Tao Tian transmigrates into a novel about a dating show, becoming the foil to the gorgeous romance between the male and female leads.
On the show, the leads are a match made in heaven, sweetly feeding each other dog food.
But she forces her partner to fake a romance with her.
Viewers ship the leads and laugh at her.
After the show, the leads turn their act into a real-life romance.
But thanks to her ridiculous antics on the show, the entire internet mocks her, and she sadly leaves the entertainment industry.
After learning all this, Tao Tian kicks the cannon-fodder script aside.
A variety show?
Couples?
Fake romance?
Does she care?
No, she doesn't.
The only thing she cares about is every bite of food right in front of her.
And so the dating show takes a bizarre turn.
While the other contestants go on sweet dates, their hearts racing just from holding hands,
Tao Tian has already ditched her partner and is happily eating street food.
While the other contestants run around solving puzzles and finding keys to unlock the ingredients,
Tao Tian has already ditched her partner and is demonstrating how to split a box open with her bare hands.
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Top-tier star Xiao Ze is tall, long-legged, handsome, good at singing and dancing, and a great actor. He's aloof and indifferent, and his icy personality has driven countless actresses away. The internet is full of quotes from him shutting people down.
Xiao Ze has no interest in romance and focuses entirely on his career.
Unfortunately, he has a sister who dreams of becoming a director.
After his sister repeatedly begs him, Xiao Ze reluctantly agrees to appear on the dating show she is directing.
Who knew his randomly assigned partner would be Tao Tian, the entertainment industry's notorious publicity hound?
Netizens: "I wonder which of them is more unlucky."
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Bonus scene
During their half-day date:
"Tao Tian, what do you want Xiao Ze to give you?"
The production team desperately hints at the romantic crystal balls at the street stall next door.
With stars in her eyes, Tao Tian heads straight for the barbecue stand beside it. "Boss, give me twenty deluxe meat skewers!"
Production team: ?
Netizens sneer: "Another female celebrity trying to build a foodie image!"
After eating two skewers, Tao Tian hesitates and asks her partner, prompted by the production team's increasingly obvious hints: "Um, do you want some skewers?"
Production team: Say yes, say yes! At least give us some sweet interaction.
Netizens scoff: "You can't eat any more, can you? Why pretend?"
Her partner frowns and refuses. "No, I'm not hungry."
Production team: ??? Are either of you even trying to film this?
Netizens cheer: "See? Now let's see you finish all that! If you waste food, we'll get you trending today!"
After learning that the skewers were safe, Tao Tian relaxes and happily eats them two at a time.
Production team: ??? This is serious. Should we call an ambulance?
Netizens are stunned: "??? Wow, is this female celebrity really working this hard to build her image?"
Theme: Stay positive wherever you are.
Don't want the old house anymore? Don't recognize your descendants? Where is the Gu family? Why did it decline? Is this the end?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I watched it was to watch Gu Yanyan recognize his descendants, but in the end there was no such scene! ! Why, why, why not do a side story?
All I can say is that it's a bit unfinished. It's outrageous that it ends like this.
No, what about behind? The Gu family, and what about them in the future?
That's it? ? ? ! ! !
Fattened is finished and finished but! Damn, do you still have so many pitfalls? Fill! Ah! Even if you follow the plot, you are still riding a rocket! It's better not to have the final emotional line, oh oh oh oh oh
No, Lao Zhai, you? Don't you make it clear?
I always feel that something is missing
This ends too abruptly, right?
It was so rushed. Didn't the heroine also lose the memory of her first life? Why didn't she come back! Come back with a side story!
Don't want the old house anymore? Don't recognize your descendants? Where is the Gu family? Why did it decline? Is this the end?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I watched it was to watch Gu Yanyan recognize his descendants, but in the end there was no such scene! ! Why, why, why not do a side story?
All I can say is that it's a bit unfinished. It's outrageous that it ends like this.
No, what about behind? The Gu family, and what about them in the future?
That's it? ? ? ! ! !
Fattened is finished and finished but! Damn, do you still have so many pitfalls? Fill! Ah! Even if you follow the plot, you are still riding a rocket! It's better not to have the final emotional line, oh oh oh oh oh
No, Lao Zhai, you? Don't you make it clear?
I always feel that something is missing
This ends too abruptly, right?
It was so rushed. Didn't the heroine also lose the memory of her first life? Why didn't she come back! Come back with a side story!