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As a little sparrow who gained humanlike intelligence after the founding of the country, Motuan always kept the first rule of survival for monsters in mind: stay away from humans!
Little sparrows who don't listen get eaten by humans!
But fate had other plans and dropped him into a horror game where all his teammates were human.
On his first day in the game, he earned the title of "Cowardly Little Deadweight." His teammates excluded and mocked him. The only reason they didn't abandon him was his lovely, pitiful face, paired with an expression so helpless and vulnerable it could melt anyone's heart in an instant.
One of his teammates threatened him ominously: "If you use your looks to seduce people, we might be willing to keep you safe."
D-don't come any closer! *shakes head frantically.jpg*
Just as expected, the frail, helpless beauty ran off in tears. As he left, he even snatched the bloodstained rag doll from the blue-faced little girl's hands outside the door.
Teammates: ?
Blue-faced little girl: ??
It wasn't just the humans who picked on him. The ghosts did, too. He found a book in a flower bed, and that very night, a ghost knocked on his window to claim his life. Its shrill voice sounded like fingernails scraping across glass: "Did you take my book?"
Motuan huddled into a ball inside the room, so pitiful even a ghost would feel sorry for him. "S-sorry, I didn't know it was yours... Are you human?"
Ghost: "How could I be human? I'm a vengeful ghost here to take your life. Give me back the book, and I'll only take half your life, and then, "
Before it could finish, the other side slammed the window shut and locked it. A stream of curses came from inside: "If you're not human, why are you asking me to return your book? I'm keeping it. That'll teach you. Unbelievable."
The ghost, whose hand had nearly been caught in the window: "...I'm the one who's unbelievable, buddy."
Attacker's POV:
For Lu Heng, who had already cleared countless instances, getting through one was as boring as eating or drinking. But recently, he'd discovered a new source of amusement: there was a new player in one of the instances who looked cold but was sweet and easy to tease. The only downside was that the newbie was incredibly timid. Lu Heng figured a few more days of teasing and he'd finally get a rise out of him.
Sure enough, one day the newbie, pushed past his limit, exploded like a volcano:
"Can you stop talking to me?! Don't touch me!! You're so annoying!!!"
That was what the fluffy gray ball in Lu Heng's palm said, bristling with all its feathers.
[Timid but fierce little sparrow beauty bottom x cold-hearted, ruthless top with a terrifyingly poor grasp of social interaction]
Before You Read:
[Goofy comedy √ Supernatural √ No on-screen comments or livestreams]
1. An Infinite-flow story about the top and bottom working together to clear stages. The bottom does the hard work; the top works alongside him.
2. The bottom has both a human form and a monster form. His monster form is a round little sparrow.
3. Content warning: One-on-one romance. The top is a little twisted, and the author is an idiot.
Please add my new novel to your preorders: Does Looking Good Mean You Can Do Whatever You Want? [Infinite]
Lu Yun was pulled into the Infinite-flow world.
As an inexperienced newbie, he couldn't lift heavy things or even carry his own weight. His greatest use was to stand among the group and please the eye with his handsome, noble, celestial-looking face.
In other words, he was a pretty ornament.
But for some reason, he had the air of someone used to being in a position of power, making everyone nervous and unable to raise their heads in front of him. Specifically: he reached out, and someone brought him tea; he closed his eyes, and someone made his bed; he raised an eyebrow, and someone burst into tears, apologizing and asking whether they'd done something wrong and saying it was all their fault.
Before long, people began to resent this state of affairs. He was just a newbie! Did being good-looking mean you could do whatever you wanted?!
To knock him down a peg, they assigned him all sorts of difficult tasks, like serving as a sacrifice to the Sea God or as a servant to an Evil God... But every time he completed a task, the instance's boss was captivated by his beauty and forgot the Infinite-flow plot, turning the game into a dating sim instead.
Everyone: Heh, another sweet, delicate player who's adored by everyone, right? Then let's make him experience being fought over by monsters, trembling as he kneels at their feet and gets torn to pieces! Ugh, we're sick of this trope! Change the channel!
Then they opened the door and found Lu Yun inside, but the atmosphere was a little strange.
The Sea God, who loved dragging sacrifices into the deep and tearing them apart, was shamelessly clinging to Lu Yun's side, saying meekly that he'd change careers and become a mountain god because Lu Yun couldn't swim.
The Evil God, covered in tentacles, was using one tentacle to brew tea for Lu Yun, another to pour his water, another as a handrail, and another to massage his legs. The rest of its tentacles were huddled in a corner, trembling.
Perhaps the massage was a little too firm, because Lu Yun frowned.
The gloomy, stern merfolk king beside him immediately dropped to his knees, weeping and full of remorse, deeply reflecting on how he'd come out of the sea without showering today. He'd go write an eight-thousand-word apology right this minute.
The others, who'd always felt embarrassed about being unable to raise their heads in front of Lu Yun: ...
Thanks. We feel better now.
[The bottom is a genuine newbie / powerful, aloof careerist / flirtatious / queenly / sickly type]
[One-on-one romance, evenly matched leads, unconventional Infinite-flow]
Theme: Stay true to yourself and press bravely forward
Lu Heng: At this moment, I wish I could give myself a slap in the face.
So sweet, so sweet, it will stay the same for a lifetime [red heart]
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Made me laugh so hard hahaha It ended suddenly
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Made me laugh so hard hahahaha
Ouch, that's so funny, hahahaha
Lu Heng is good! !
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Hahaha, there really is a Pikachu