The Foolish Beauty Doesn't Want to Be the Demon Lord

[A silly, ethereal beauty of a shou x a ruthless, scheming green-tea gong] Writing is hard work, so please support the official release. My upcoming historical BL novel, Would You Like Some Heart Demons?, is open for preorders. Please add it to your collection. Story description: 1. Huanqi Palace has two disciples who are constantly compared. The younger disciple, Yu Sheng, is exceptionally talented and praised by everyone. The senior disciple, Xi Feiluan, is as beautiful as a celestial being, and everyone... thinks he's a good-for-nothing. This good-for-nothing is handsome, kindhearted, and wonderful in every way, except for two things: he's not very bright and he's unlucky. And one more thing: his junior, Yu Sheng, thinks everything about him is awful. 2. The old monsters of the cultivation world know that Huanqi Palace's two disciples are as different as night and day. One is white, like a bodhisattva who saves all living beings; the other is black, like a demon who brings chaos to the world. But no one expected that Yu Sheng, full of gloom and ruthless to the core, would become the head of the immortal sects, while Xi Feiluan, bathed in holy light and illuminating the earth... would become a demon lord. When the two meet again, their places as immortal and demon seem to have been switched as if by some cruel joke. But the cause of this reversal is neither fate nor destiny. It's... At Huanqi Palace's succession ceremony, everyone stares at Demon Lord Xi Feiluan, radiating immortal energy amid a crowd of demons. Yu Sheng, about to take his place as sect leader: Senior Brother, if the demons have kidnapped you, just blink! Elder: What kind of things are the demons picking up these days?! Spectators: Uh... Your sect really is a mess... I mean, your sect is truly full of remarkable people! Demons: Our lord! Lord, please say something! Xi Feiluan: Blah blah blah blah... 3. In the dead of night, Yu Sheng's eyes flew open. After scheming, scowling, and working tirelessly for decades until he finally drove his white-lotus senior brother out of the sect, he suddenly remembered something that made him happy. That... was the wife he chased until he broke his legs? Highlights: 1. The shou is naturally scatterbrained, not a sweet, innocent fool. He's a little slow on the uptake, and sometimes his reactions are painfully delayed. The gong is a bastard and a schemer. 2. The gong thinks he's going through hell to win back his wife. The shou's mind is full of "blah blah blah." 3. One-on-one romance, with past-life and present-life elements. It may be melodramatic, so read with caution. My upcoming historical BL novel, Would You Like Some Heart Demons? Description: [An enchanting, coldhearted heart demon shou x a detached, divine Buddhist powerhouse gong], two equally formidable leads In his previous life, he suffered the humiliation of a thousand people and the contempt of ten thousand. His bones were scattered into the mud, and despite all the wrongs done to him, no one spoke up in his defense. As he closed his eyes for the last time, he watched someone arrive at last, riding a golden cloud. While thousands cheered with joy, that person merely said, "Amitabha." The Buddha saves all living beings. Why won't he save me? Five thousand years later, a demon suddenly appears in the cultivation world. He has no form or name, but fear follows him like a shadow, haunting everyone's thoughts day and night. [I hear you've done terrible things and are terrified of being exposed. You even tried to pin the blame on your disciple. Oh, don't worry, I'm not your disciple. I'm just an adorable little heart demon~] On the first day of the demon's appearance, dozens of cultivators go mad and cripple their own cultivation. The universally respected sect master of a great sect confesses to a long history of evil deeds and begs everyone to give him the punishment he deserves. On the seventh day, a gifted disciple on the verge of ascending kneels beneath the tribulation clouds and babbles incoherently: I don't want to become an immortal! I just want to visit a brothel! I just want to visit a brothel! The heavenly lightning is so furious it strikes him all the way down ten streets. On the thirtieth day, the various sects gather before Tianyin Temple, begging the supreme monk to step in and subdue the demon. They say the monk has cultivated a golden-lotus body, untouched by evil. With a single thought, he can enter the supreme state beyond joy and sorrow at any time. Then the monk presses his palms together. "Amitabha. I'm afraid I can't help." As he lowers his eyes with palms joined, they see a strange purple light flash in the eyes of the Buddhist cultivator, bathed in Tianyin Temple's golden radiance. At the same time, a demonic whisper echoes in everyone's minds: Dumbfounded, aren't you? He's mine. Dumbfounded, aren't you? He's mine. Dumbfounded, aren't you? He's mine... #The Buddha says every cause bears fruit, and your retribution is me# Theme: Face difficulties with optimism and strive to do good.