[Crossover] The Unscientific Daily Life of an Out-of-Bounds School Doctor

It all began one day, when the "Silver Oracle" appeared in the Port Mafia boss's office...

After that, boss Mori Ogai mysteriously vanished.

While acting boss Nakahara Chuuya frantically tried to convince his colleagues to team up with their old rivals, the Armed Detective Agency, to search for him, a certain outlaw doctor had already shown up at the gates of various schools with a suitcase in hand and his ability in tow (not really), ready to take a job as the school physician.

The schools, which might be unlucky or lucky, included... Namimori, Teiko, Rikkai, PK Teitan, Karakura, Mizusugi, Suzuran, Shuchi'in, Ouran, Kuroshitsuji, Tomoeda, etc...

A certain outlaw doctor: I used to think the Mafia was the most dangerous profession, until I became a school doctor.

A certain outlaw doctor: Cherish life. Stay away from all sports.

A certain outlaw doctor: Cherish life. Stay away from suspicious-looking babies.

A certain outlaw doctor: Cherish life. Stay away from beautiful men and women who are up all night and sleep all day.

A certain outlaw doctor: Cherish the budget. Save the special effects for battle anime, specifically that one slice-of-life series.

A certain outlaw doctor: Cherish life. Stay away from Conan-ology.

Conan: Is that any way to talk to an ability user?

P.S. Yes, it's another Mori-sensei fic~ This time, let's make it more lighthearted!

Warnings: OOC. Not Conan-ology.

Theme: Work only eight hours a day, and absolutely no overtime.