Everyone's Guide to Survival

Shen Taosu always thought that he was just an ordinary young disciple with a big heart and no ambition, until one day he picked up a storybook. The heroine in the story has the same name and surname as her, but she has a completely different situation: The ascetic and cold Immortal Lord, the evil, charming and arrogant son of a noble family, the gentle and scumbag yandere miracle doctor... There is no man with a name who doesn't like her. They were crazy about her, and they almost turned the world of cultivation upside down in order to compete for her... Shen Taosu shook his head while watching—— Such a life is so tiring. She was still living a good life, fishing, watering flowers every day, and raising a chubby orange cat. Her life couldn't be more carefree and leisurely. Until she saw that paragraph: "Looking at her beloved people who were bleeding and fighting for her, causing chaos in the world of cultivation, Shen Susu's beautiful eyes were filled with tears. She recalled the leisurely time of fishing, watering flowers, and petting cats every day in the past, and she just felt nostalgic..." Shen Taosu:? Why do I have a bad feeling? * As a once-in-a-million-year swordsman genius, Lu Xingzhou broke through the sky with a single sword at the age of eighteen. After that, he felt that life was boring, so he became a disciple of a small sect incognito. Everything else about this sect is good, but his junior sister is too salty and indulges in fishing, watering flowers and petting cats all day long. Even if he is bored by playing with things, he still tries to drag him along—— What can he do? Of course he chooses... To join her! So, when Shen Taosu fished, he carried the bucket, when Shen Taosu watered the flowers, he fetched water, and when Shen Taosu played with the cat, he scooped the shit. Over time, Lu Xingzhou felt that this kind of life was not bad. But who knew that one day, Shen Taosu came to him with a sad face, holding a storybook in his hand, and asked him with a look of despair: "A violent maniac with a strong desire for control, a rotten scumbag with a romantic heart, and a psychopath who is unstable..." "I must choose one of them to be my husband. Which one should I choose?" Lu Xingzhou:? ? ? Shen Taotao, please wake up. I don't want the smart and witty jade tree in front of you. Are you going to pick up some junk? Small Theater Later, someone asked Lu Xingzhou, who had become the number one swordsman in the world, the secret of his success. Lu Xingzhou's face was expressionless: It's very simple, you just need to have a wife that everyone covets. ——If you don't stand up, your wife will be gone! #I once wielded a sword for no apparent reason until I met you# [The salted fish who was forced to stand up x the genius who wanted to lie down] Note 1. It's actually a cookie, 1v1, he 2. Both of them are lazy fish at heart, but for the sake of his wife, the other salted fish was forced to take a stand. [The copy has been screenshotted and written in 2021.10] Intention: Please don't like me