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Once she traveled through time, Shen Youyou became the pitiful supporting character in the ancient bloody cruelty novels - the last little phoenix in the world of cultivation.
At the beginning, her fighting spirit was high: there were no difficult sadistic female supporting characters, only the brave little phoenix.
However, after learning that not only did she have to go through tragic plots such as slavery, tail docking, and heart gouging, and use her flesh and blood to create a path for the hero and heroine to ascend, but she would also end up with her soul wiped out and her bones gone—
Yoyo: "..."
Yoyo: "Farewell."
She decided to hide her little vest, practice hard, and change her tragic fate.
The little fairy who picked her up was gentle and treated her very well.
She reciprocated the favor, protected him behind her, and drove away the naughty disciples who bullied him one by one.
Until later, she was abducted by the crazy male protagonist Long Aotian, and when the sword was pointed at her heart——
The little fairy who was thought to be weak came to the door with murderous intent, exuding a terrifying aura of violence, and beat Long Aotian to death with just a few moves.
Only then did she realize that it was not the Immortal King but the Demon King, and it was not the Sick King but the Yandere King.
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The heroine in the story has the same name and surname as her, but she has a completely different situation:
The ascetic and cold Immortal Lord, the evil, charming and arrogant son of a noble family, the gentle and scumbag yandere miracle doctor...
There is no man with a name who doesn't like her.
They were crazy about her, and they almost turned the world of cultivation upside down in order to compete for her...
Shen Susu shook his head while watching——
Such a life is so tiring.
She was still living a good life, fishing, watering flowers every day, and raising a chubby orange cat. Her life couldn't be more carefree and leisurely.
Until she saw that paragraph:
"Looking at her beloved people who were bleeding and fighting for her, causing chaos in the world of cultivation, Shen Susu's beautiful eyes were filled with tears. She recalled the leisurely time of fishing, watering flowers, and petting cats every day in the past, and she just felt nostalgic..."
Shen Susu:?
Why do I have a bad feeling?
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As a once-in-a-million-year swordsman genius, Lu Xingzhou broke through the sky with a single sword at the age of eighteen. After that, he felt that life was boring, so he became a disciple of a small sect incognito.
Everything else about this sect is good, but his junior sister is too salty and indulges in fishing, watering flowers and petting cats all day long.
Even if he is bored by playing with things, he still tries to drag him along——
What can he do? Of course he chooses... To join her!
So, when Shen Susu fished, he carried the bucket, when Shen Susu watered the flowers, he fetched water, and when Shen Susu played with the cat, he scooped the shit.
Over time, Lu Xingzhou felt that this kind of life was not bad.
But who would have thought that one day, Shen Susu came to him with a sad face, holding a storybook in her hand, and asked him with a look of despair:
"A violent maniac with a strong desire for control, a rotten scumbag with a romantic heart, and a psychopath who is unstable..."
"I must choose one of them to be my husband. Which one should I choose?"
Lu Xingzhou:? ? ?
Shen Susu, please wake up. I don't want the smart and witty person in front of you. What kind of junk are you going to pick up?
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Later, someone asked Lu Xingzhou, who had become the number one swordsman in the world, the secret of his success.
Lu Xingzhou's face was expressionless: It's very simple, you just need to have a wife that everyone covets.
——If you don't stand up, your wife will be gone!
#I once wielded a sword for no apparent reason until I met you#
[The salted fish who was forced to stand up x the genius who wanted to lie down]
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1. It's actually a cookie, 1v1, he
2. Both of them are lazy fish at heart, but for the sake of his wife, the other salted fish was forced to take a stand.
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"After binding the talented girl system, I won by lying down"~
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