Shen Taosu always thought she was just an ordinary little disciple with a big bust and no ambition, until one day she found a storybook.
The heroine had the same name as her, but an entirely different life:
A cold, aloof immortal master who was chaste and taciturn, a wickedly charming young master from a noble family, a refined but depraved, lovesick physician...
Every named man in the story was in love with her.
They were mad for her, obsessed with her, and nearly turned the cultivation world upside down fighting over her...
Shen Taosu shook her head as she read.
What an exhausting life.
She preferred her own. Every day, she fished and watered her flowers, and kept a chubby ginger cat. Life couldn't be more carefree and comfortable.
Then she came across this passage:
"Watching the people she loved bleed and fight for her, throwing the cultivation world into chaos, Shen Susu's beautiful eyes brimmed with tears. Remembering the carefree days when she'd fished, watered flowers, and cuddled cats, she couldn't help but miss them..."
Shen Taosu: ?
Why did she have a bad feeling about this?
*
A once-in-ten-thousand-years swordsmanship prodigy, Lu Xingzhou broke through the Ninth Heaven with a single sword strike at eighteen. After that, he found life dull and went into hiding at a small sect, keeping his identity a secret and posing as a disciple.
The sect was great in every way, except that his junior sister was far too lazy, spending all day fishing, watering flowers, and cuddling cats.
It was bad enough that she wasted her time on such frivolities. She even tried to drag him into it too.
What could he do? Naturally, he chose to... join her!
So when Shen Taosu fished, he carried the bucket. When she watered the flowers, he fetched the water. When she cuddled the cat, he cleaned the litter box.
As time went by, Lu Xingzhou decided this kind of life wasn't bad.
But one day, Shen Taosu came to him looking miserable, holding a storybook and asking him in despair:
"A controlling violent maniac, a philandering playboy, an unpredictable lunatic..."
"If I have to choose one of them to be my husband, which one should I pick?"
Lu Xingzhou: ???
Shen Taotao, wake up! You have a clever, handsome, dashing me right in front of you, and you want to go pick up some piece of trash?
[Little Extra]
Later, someone asked Lu Xingzhou, now the number one swordsman, what the secret to his success was.
Lu Xingzhou replied expressionlessly, "It's simple. You just need a wife everyone else wants."
If I don't get my act together, I'll lose my wife!
#I never knew why I wielded my sword, until I met you#
[Lazy girl forced to get moving x prodigy who just wanted to lie flat]
[Note]
1. This is actually a silly, sweet story, 1v1, HE.
2. Both of them are basically lazy layabouts, but for his wife, the other lazy fish is forced to get moving.
[Blurb screenshotted, written in October 2021]
Theme: Please stop falling for me
