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Blurb:
Overworked office drone Wu Yuanhang works too much overtime and suddenly transmigrates into a feudal dynasty, reborn as an orphan who grows watermelons with his adoptive father's family.
After being reborn, he's lost all interest in life, work, and marriage and children. He can't even be bothered to pick a name, so he and the family dog are both called Da Huang and Er Huang. All he wants this time around is to be a lazy bum selling watermelons. As long as he doesn't starve, he's happy.
He thinks he can finally enjoy retirement, but then a feudal tycoon with a fortune worth millions leads him toward a life of wealth?
For some inexplicable reason, the feudal tycoon takes an interest in this handsome young man with his clothes hanging loose, and vows to make him the wealthiest watermelon farmer of all!
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Fang Yanhao: "This is a nice piece of land. I'll buy it."
Yellow Dog: "Why don't you buy me, too?"
Fang Yanhao: "I can."
Yellow Dog...
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Fang Yanhao is the son of the biggest merchant family in Wen County. He has studied the Four Books and Five Classics since childhood and always follows the rules. He's the legitimate son, but in every way he falls short of his older half-brother, born to a concubine. Yet after meeting this young watermelon seller, he strives to improve and buys up every shop in Hangzhou, becoming the richest man in the land. He does all this just so the young man can enjoy a carefree retirement.
He was reborn hoping to retire, so why has he become the tycoon's pampered wife?
The reborn Yellow Dog is 16 (though he considers himself 45 mentally) x the ambitious top, age 20.
Character setup: A stern, feudal, serious, no-nonsense handsome top vs. a lazy bottom who only wants to scrape by but is inadvertently alluring
[Noticeboard]
One-on-one, sweet everyday life, no angst.
The cutie gets a name later: Zhang Yang.
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Please add to your collection: The Villain Everyone Loves Is Always Spoiled [Quick Transmigration]
Gu Ning'an, an award-winning actor, is transferred to the villain department of the Quick Transmigration Bureau. He displays all the villain's "excellent qualities" that make people grind their teeth in rage.
System 223: The protagonist bottom hates you to the core, the protagonist top grits his teeth at you, the devoted second male lead gets into a huge fight with you, and even your own father kicks you out of the house.
Gu Ning'an: Understood. I'll do a good job with the villain's mission.
[School Arc: The Protagonist's School Bully Brother]
To the protagonist bottom, his half-brother: "You bastard child won't get a single cent of the inheritance."
To the top protagonist, the top student: "Tutor me, or I'll make your grades drop ten places. Got it?"
To the devoted second male lead: "You're at school to study, not to date."
Later
Top Student: "I stayed up all night putting together these study notes for you. Tell me what you don't understand and I'll explain it."
Second Male Lead: "You need to study, but you can date me, too."
Dad: "Son, when you have time, come with me to register your assets."
System 223: [W-we're doomed! The plot has gone off the rails!]
Gu Ning'an: "I just did what a villain should."
[Showbiz Arc: The Humble Substitute Gets Angry]
System 223: You're the humble substitute by the movie-star protagonist top's side. You hate his white moonlight with all your heart, and jealousy has twisted your face. You embark on your revenge, only to end up universally hated online.
Later
System 223: It's one thing for the movie star to fall in love with you, but what's with his white moonlight falling for you, too?
Gu Ning'an: "Maybe they fell in love with the villain because they hated him."
Theme: Let's embrace our differences and find common ground
The progress is so fast? It is reasonable to suspect that Gong is interested in sex.
At that time, I thought the cat was eating melons in the melon field while watching people flirting. It was very clear to me!
I think of the story of the millionaire: he inspected the market and observed the prices. He sold apples for two yuan, bought all the bananas, sold them again and made four yuan. He was so cautious, and then inherited his father's million-dollar inheritance.
It was so sudden, I felt like it was all because of my face.
Well, if you are successfully promoted to the landlord class, the era when farmers are the masters of the country will have to wait for the liberation of our party.
Shou's height only reached Gong's chest!!! I love this height difference.
At first I thought the yellow dog was the attack, because he was set in front, and I thought it would be interesting, hahaha, but looking at this description of the crazy attack is not bad either
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers
Wow⊙ω⊙Finished with flowers
Hehehehe, I like it.