Once upon a time, there was Guixu Mountain, and there was Guixu Pavilion in the mountain. A family of three lived in the pavilion, living an ordinary and happy life.
The mortal emperor heard that there was an elixir of immortality in Guixu Pavilion, so he led thousands of troops to attack.
The door of the pavilion opened, and a little donkey walked out, chewing a red apple in its mouth, and carelessly rubbed against the wall and scratched its itch.
It spoke human words, but when it opened its mouth, it cursed very dirty words: "Who doesn't have eyes to disturb your grandpa donkey's afternoon tea time? The master is not here and has gone out to collect wind. You guys should get out quickly. If you get out late, I'll kick you to death."
The leader of the spiritual world heard that there were rare treasures in Guixu Pavilion, so he led his disciples to ask for them.
The door of the pavilion opened, and a three-year-old baby walked out of it, with a wrinkled face, rubbing her eyelids, and looking like she hadn't woken up.
"Who is Ni Meng? Dad and Daddy are still taking a nap and no one is around. Ni Meng should leave quickly."
The great masters in the immortal world heard that there was a divine weapon in Guixu Pavilion, and they came in groups to extort money.
The door of the pavilion opened, and a man in green clothes walked out of it. His eyebrows were like distant mountains, and his green hair was like a waterfall. When he opened his mouth, his voice was very pleasant, gurgling like a clear spring: "You have come at the wrong time. My husband is traveling far away today, and I don't want to embarrass you. Please come back."
The underworld, the demon world, the demon world, the Buddhist world, the Shura world...
A group of monks came, and a group of them were damaged. They were either kicked by donkeys and screamed, or they were beaten by the little baby with a small wooden stick and cried for their parents. The man in green shirt did not do much, only holding a water bottle to water the flowers.
At this moment, a helpless cry came from Guixu Pavilion: "Madam, Xiaobao, stop playing, go home and have dinner."
Hearing this, the little baby threw away the wooden stick in his hand and ran into the house with his bare feet: "Dad, what delicious food did you cook today?"
The man in green shirt also put down the kettle. When the little baby passed by, he bent down and picked him up into his arms. He raised his hand and patted his dusty white feet twice: "You don't wear shoes. Your dad will see you later and he will spank you."
The little baby put her arms around the man in green shirt's neck, squeezed his eyes, and said flatteringly: "Daddy, help Xiaobao plead with Daddy~ Daddy listens to Daddy the most."
The God of Creation's doting wife Gong x the gentle beauty Flower God Shou
Reading guide:
1. It's probably a small daily routine of Gong's family going on parent-child trips to various dimensions from time to time to reduce dimensionality.
2. The cub is biological, but not viviparous. It was planted from the soil by the flower god.
Intention: With hope in mind, everything can be expected